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If you can make it there, you’ll make it anywhere..

May 7, 2024

As a Spurs fan, I haven’t really cared for a while who wins the NBA finals. But sure increasingly seeming like the NBA wants the trophy presentation at Madison Square Garden.

(And if you don’t think officiating can decide a playoff series, you’re too young or have forgotten 2002 Western Conference Final – Kings/Lakers Game Six.)

Imagine if before the Super Bowl, instead of both teams’ captains shaking hands, one team refused and said “Not accepting the handshake, if we lose it will only be because the game is rigged.” That’s where we are with Trump & his team.

SF Giants just got swept in Philadelphia, and despite a number of high-priced free agents, are hitting if anything worse than in 2023.

Former manager Gabe Kapler might be forgiven for giggling.

September 2020. President Trump “”What we’ve done for Minnesota, if I lose Minnesota, I’m never coming back. I don’t care. I’m never coming back!”

And on the night his son graduates from high school, Trump is now headlining a GOP State Fundraiser in St. Paul. Another promise Velveeta Voldemort took as seriously as his three wedding vows.

Hey media? Why isn’t it a bigger story that both the GOP Presidential candidate and those wanting to be his VP all refuse to accept the results of the election if they lose?

WTF CNN? This headline “Judge’s warning provides dilemma for Trump.” What dilemma?

Judge Merchan simply told Donald not to publicly attack witnesses & jurors.

For most defendants when threatened with jail time, to shut up or not to shut up is not a hard question.

Trying to imagine what would happen to most of us if we told a policeman who pulled us over for a traffic violation that you felt your rights were being violated and “our constitution is much more important than jail.”

As Houston area begins long process of recovery from recent flooding GOP Polk Country judge Sydney Murphy is “tired of dealing with historic weather events”, but “whatever happens, whatever Mother Nature sends our way, we will deal with.” Anything but acknowledge climate change.

Donald Trump reportedly complained about having to take photo at Mar-A-Lago with donors and said if people didn’t get pictures it’s because they didn’t give enough money. Well, if they really wanted pictures with him they should brought a teenage daughter in skimpy clothes.

Increasingly looks like Barack Obama won two Presidential Elections not because of but in SPITE of having David Plouffe and David Axelrod as campaign managers.

Apparently Wisconsin Senate candidate Eric Hovde voted absentee in California in 2023 and 2024. When he loses to Senator Tammy Baldwin in November, bet he’ll be glad to get back to his gorgeous home in Laguna Beach.

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Minutes in time

May 5, 2024

So Jakson Reitz finds out late Saturday he is being called up to SF Giants, gets on red-eye via Chicago to Philadelphia, arrives Sunday morning & hits a ball deep into the bleachers about 400 feet. Maybe SF Giants need to put whole team on red-eye flights to wake up their bats?


Even if you’re not a big NHL fan, there are few more exciting things in sports than the phrase “Overtime in game seven”

Putting a literal spin on “close only counts in horseshoes.”

On Kentucky Derby day, overtime in game seven in the NHL playoffs also turned out to be just an exciting two minutes.

Once again, reversed seasons in Toronto. Where spring is the time for falling Leafs.

WTF Maureen Dowd? – In her column Sunday “In Trump’s social media posts, he can be playful; ‘Contrary to FAKE NEWS MEDIA, I don’t fall asleep during Crooked D.A.’s Witch Hunt.. I simply close my beautiful blue eyes, sometimes, listen intensely & take it ALL in!'”

He is NOT being playful, he’s serious.

Never one to shy away from media, Dean Phillips is first Democrat to call for indicted Congressman Henry Cuellar to resign. Not that I don’t agree with him this time.

But just a touch ironic that the man who primaried Joe Biden for months with no chance for anything but attention, is now telling another Democrat it’s time to quit.

Houston was experiencing serious flooding this week and it’s not over.

So the question… where did Ted Cruz escape to?


Governors Gretchen Whitmer & Katie Hobbs are fighting hard in purple states to protect our freedoms. Whereas Governor who gets all the media attention lied & shot her dog.

Not that she doesn’t deserve derision, but when people think politicians in general are bad, they don’t vote.

Been some probably false rumors that Mitt Romney will leave the GOP over Trump. I doubt he’d ever do it.

But again, if Lisa Murkowski wants to leave GOP and become an independent…..

Hey NY Times, CNN etc. While you focus on both-sidesing and downplaying Trump’s threats, maybe pay attention to what his good friend Netanyahu is doing to journalistm in Israel?

“Israel to close Al Jazeera news network in the country.”

What have we learned lately about MAGA

In Trump world you can shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue with no repercussions. But don’t shoot your puppy in a gravel pit.

There’s a big reason Trump and GOP cling so strongly to the stolen election lie: For all Donald claims he wants to “Make America Great Again,” he knows Americans decided that the four years he was in office weren’t that great.

Finally, all joking aside.-

54 years ago on May 4 – Allison, William, Sandra, Jeffrey…. “Tin soldiers and Nixon coming…” #KentState

They’d have only been in their early mid 70s now.

Rocky Mountain Highs and lows

May 4, 2024

So Mavericks beat the Clippers.

And as they join the Timberwolves, Thunder, and Nuggets in the next round, time to officially call it the Midwest Conference? (Yes, okay, Denver is only about 1,000 miles from the coast?)

The Colorado Rockies trailed in each of their first 31 games this year, a modern-era record.

But today they broke a 0-0 tie with three runs in the 6th and held onto the lead to beat the Pirates 3-2.

As an SF Giants fan watching a VERY offensively challenged team, why do I think they’ll get their second win without trailing when San Francisco comes to Colorado next week.

From my funny friend Pat. “The Lakers fired Ham? That’s just not kosher.”

Give me a bleeping break.

Kristi Noem’s spokesperson says there will be “corrections” to “small errors” in future editions of her book.

Guaranteeing those with original will buy both to look for changes?

How long til Noem says she shot puppy as he was about to kill kids?


Some of the same Republicans who don’t trust women to make a choice regarding their own bodies seem to be fine with Kristi Noem’s impulsive choice to kill a puppy. (And for good measaure, a goat.)

CNN State of the Union Sunday lineup:

North Dakota Billionaire

GOP Governor Doug Burgum Former GOP Senator & current University of Florida President Ben Sasse (now being paid over $1 million a year.

After a week of all Trump all the time, they still couldn’t find any Democrats?

As Trump defenders say Donald just wanted to protect his family from hearing about his mistresses…. I’m so old I remember when GOP wanted to impeach Bill Clinton over a consensual affair.

Getting awfully tired of the “that’s just how men are” and “that’s just how men talk.” defense of Donald Trump’s bad behavior.

You know who isn’t like that and doesn’t talk like that? President Joe Biden.

In the dark

May 2, 2024

Bally Sports channels now will be removed from Comcast after bankruptcy of Bally operator Diamond Sports.

So Comcast fans of MLB’s Tigers, Brewers, Reds, Cardinals, Rays, Rangers, Braves, Angels, Royals, Twins & Marlins can no longer see games.

Sadly White Sox fans can still watch their team.

Non-political rant: Can someone explain to me why SF Giants pinch-hit Austin Slater for Yastrzemski at Fenway Park? Sure, Yaz isn’t great against lefties, though Boston seems to bring out the best in him. But Austin Slater in 2024 isn’t good against ANYONE.

(and with runners on 1st and 3rd and no outs he struck out on 3 pitches.)

76ers owners bought thousands of Game 6 tickets in Philadelphia on the secondary market tonight to block Knicks fans from taking over the arena, and gave them away to “first responders, health care professionals and other local Philadelphia-based organizations.”

Now that’s cool…but thinking after Knicks closed out series maybe 76ers fans who sold tickets made the smart decision?

So Donald Trump is saying now he might not accept the November election results and there could be violence if he loses – “it depends” Well we all know he’s just joking because he would never actually endorse violence or try to overthrow the results of an election. #sarcasm


GOP Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed immigration enforcement legislation, which he said ‘became one of our top priorities following senseless death of Laken Riley.” If only GOP gave half as much a damn about senseless deaths due to domestic violence & guns being in the wrong hands.

Now she’s talking about the “safety of her children?” How long until Kristi Noem demands all her books be destroyed so she can rewrite the chapter and pretend her disappointing hunting dog had attacked kids instead of chickens?

There’s a fair amount of bipartisan condemnation of South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem shooting a family dog who wasn’t well trained. But some in GOP and pundits like Sean Hannity are trying to defend her. Yep, mostly the same people who would let a woman die rather than have an abortion.

So who had insulting London and Paris on their Trump 2024 bingo card?

“We’ve seen what happened when Europe opened their doors to jihad. Look at Paris, look at London — they’re no longer recognizable.”

“We can be extremely upset at Biden administration for policies w/ regard to Israel & Gaza. OTOH, I’d hope most young people don’t want to see Donald Trump a racist, sexist, homophobe who doesn’t acknowledge reality of climate change, be elected president of US.” Bernie Sanders

Below the line

May 2, 2024

The Chicago White Sox are 6-25.

Yes, a 194 winning percentage.

Now, it’s early days. But even the 1962 NY Mets (40-120_ finished above the Mendoza line.

NBA finals last year between the Denver Nuggets and Miami Heat ended up with disappointing ratings compared to the Golden State Warriors vs Boston Celtics in 2022.

Well, at least NBA won’t have to worry about a direct repeat this year

So NY Knicks won a close playoff game against the Philadelphia 76ers and NBA later said calls against the 76ers in the last two minutes were wrong.

Then last night the 76ers won a close game against the Knicks and the NBA said calls against the Knicks in the last two minutes were wrong.

Getting awfully tired of the headlines being about the officiating.

If only the league had replay review. Oh, wait, never mind.

I’m all in favor of protest. Been in a number of them especially in my younger days. But never wore a mask to a protest… maybe because I wasn’t ashamed to show my face?

A reminder, can we not just talk about how Velveeta Voldemort and GOP want to take away women’s reproductive rights…

But also. how President Biden and Democrats actively want to PROTECT women’s reproductive rights.

As Trump brags about letting the states decide about reproductive rights… Didn’t the United States fight a rather large war over the issue of people in some states having far fewer rights than in others?

Somehow GOP bought our office email list so get lots of their fundraising emails. A LOT of attacks on RFK Jr. today. Did they just figure out his anti-Biden, conspiracy theory, anti-vax message might appeal to some Trump voters?

Wonder how many student protesters these days are immigrants or on student visas? And why isn’t media making a bigger deal of the fact that Trump says if re-elected he will revoke protesters’ visas and deport all of them?


Is it as simple that Trump is complaining about being freezing in the courtroom because Donald thinks putting on a coat makes him look fatter?

Merchan fined Trump $9,000 for violating gag order & warned Donald he could face incarceration if he continued to violate the order. Actually thinking Trump would love to be thrown in jail overnight so he can fundraise off the picture.

I hate both Netanyahu and Hamas. And I think some of these protestors are spoiled brats.

Having said that. as we approach 54th anniversary of Kent State, wonder somewhat tangentially how many people know that many Americans at the time sided with National Guardsmen who gunned down the students?


Can anyone, even one of her supporters, name a single thing Marge Three Names has actually accomplished in Washington DC? Other than getting attention?

A common demand from pro-Palestinian protesters is that their universities divest from all companies doing business in Israel.

So when are the protesters giving up their iPhones?

(Apple’s Israeli R&D centers in Haifa and Hertliyza Israel currently employ 2,000 people.)

Setting in the West

April 29, 2024

As Lebron James’ Lakers bow out in 1st round, understand King James’ desire to play with his son Bronny at least briefly. But beyond that, maybe Lebron might give some thought, as beloved son of Ohio, into challenging JD Vance for UA Senate in 2026?

Clippers blew 31 point lead but still beat Dallas Mavericks yesterday 116-111 to even up series 2-2. Otherwise with Minnesota Timberwolves sweeping Phoenix Suns, and Lakers losing Monday, we’d be awfully close to a 2nd round in NBA’s Western Conference with not one team left from Pacific time zone.

(even half the year as Phoenix is)

Not that Nancy Pelosi wasn’t magnificent as Speaker. But no f**ks to give Nancy as Speaker Emeritus with Katy Tur was chef’s kiss.

“PELOSI: He had the worst record of any president. If you want to be an apologist for Donald Trump, that may be your role.”

And Nancy Pelosi’s very accomplished daughter Christine praised mom on Twitter Monday.

Cannot imagine what it would have been like as a teenager growing up trying to sneak something past Nancy.

Mitch McConnell says he doesn’t ‘currently’ see path forward for national abortion ban. Translation if GOP gets the Senate back they will block Biden from getting judges confirmed including SCOTUS judges. And if Trump gets elected and GOP has Congress they will pass ban THEN.

Trump’s election interference/hush money trial was not in session today as it’s one of last days of Passover. Which means Donald, who’s been whining about not being able to campaign, spent the day on the trail…

Oh, who are we kidding? Have no idea what he did but he spent day at his resort, golfing and rage posting.

Is there a draft in here?

April 28, 2024

Good news for Detroit:

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer today announced that the NFL draft in Detroit shattered records with over 775,000 fans downtown.

Bad news for Detroit: That number was almost half of the 1,612,876 fans the Detroit Tigers drew in all over 2023.

Houston Texans WR Tank Dell, along with 9 others was shot following an altercation in a Sanford, Florida nightclub. Fortuantely, none of the victims apparently sustained life threatening injuries. The shooter is allegedly a teenager.

But since the shooting happened in the suburbs of a red-state, guessing it will disappear from the news cycle in a day. Now if it had happened in a blue state city….

Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Emblid said it was “disappointing” to hear so many Knicks fans in Philadelphia today at Wells Fargo Center during the 76ers 97-92 loss to New York.

How, many New Yorkers apparently made the trip for cheaper playoff tickets than in Madison Square Garden.

But considering how Philadelphia fans react both to Santa Claus and their home teams when they’re not happy, is Emblid sure the boos he heard came from Knicks fans?

The 2024 White House Correspondents weekend is over. How many people realize. If Trump is re-elected it’s not just that he won’t attend next year’s dinner, there’s a fair chance he outlaws the whole thing and has some number of journalists arrested?

One of President Biden’s most underrated abilities is the ability to laugh at himself.

It all makes sense if you realize they are basically Clickbait News Network.

Control of the US Senate in November election matters so much more than many Americans think.

Even if/when we re-elect President Biden, if Mitch McConnell’s GOP successor becomes Majority Leader you KNOW he will block ANY SCOTUS nominee Joe chooses.

Just saw this on Twitter. Powerful and heartbreaking.

But Biden’s talking about his son Beau Biden got almost no national news coverage. Whereas if Joe stumbles over a word or tells one tongue-in-check Irish tall tale…it’s headline news for days.

Limping into the weak-end…

April 27, 2024

Boston Bruins coach Jim Montgomery thinks goaltender Jeremy Swayman’s dominance against the Toronto Maple Leafs has gotten in Toronto’s heads.

How about the fact that every year Toronto finds some way to lose in the Stanley Cup playoffs is in the Maple Leafs’ heads?

Ouch. Three of ESPN top headlines this morning:

-D-backs ace Gallen exits in 6th with tight hammy

Brewers lose LHP Miley to Tommy John surgery

Marlins LHP Luzardo scratched with elbow issue

Is Jamie Moyer still around and interested in a comeback?

Julie Andrews is staying active at 88 and still writing books with daughter Emma Walton Hamilton They just finished their 35th together.

Hope Joe Biden invites her to his 2nd inaugural.

GOP apparently sent a letter to the Secret Service as they want protesters kept further away from the venue for July’s Republican National Convention in Milwaukee. “Further away?” Preferably in Madison?

President Biden talking about his opponent “I’m a grown man running against a 6-year-old.” This could be considered insulting. To parents of 6-year-olds.

If President Biden started attacking the media regularly would they give him more positive coverage?

Forget a New York Times interview. Who else wants to see President Joe Biden aka Dark Brandon show up for the cold open or Weekend Update on SNL Saturday Night Live?

All your need to know about today’s GOP “Barr, who said Trump shouldn’t be near Oval Office, says he will vote for him in 2024” Profiles in cowardice.

Wrap your head around this one. And this doesn’t even count people too powerful to charge like Ginni Thomas & her SCOTUS husband. “Fifty-three people who tried to keep former President Donald J. Trump in power after he lost the 2020 election have now been criminally charged.”

I know MAGA Trump world doesn’t want much history taught in schools. But remember it being a pretty basic tenet that America fought the revolutionary war and declared independence because we DIDN’T want a dictator king.

After Republicans deified Kyle Rittenhouse for fatally shooting two protesters he didn’t agree with, who knew they’d draw a line at one of their women leaders killing a dog?


I’m so old I can remember the worst thing a GOP politician could do to their dog was strap it to the roof of the family car.


Midwest update: Amy Klobuchar joining Gretchen Whitmer in showing us how real leaders and decent people treat dogs.

Down and almost out?

April 25, 2024

Well, it looks like Lebron James and Steph Curry will both have plenty of time to rest up for the Paris Olympics.

Ever feel depressed because some days you don’t think you are good at your job.

Save copies of all these NFL pundits making definitive statements on what teams made the best decisions in the draft

Are MAGA SCOTUS judges possibly telling President Joe Biden that regardless of the November vote count Joe can just declare himself the winner and stay in office? And have Donald Trump arrested while he’s at it?

Harriet Miers is looking better and better.

Sad news. Delaine Eastin, first woman to serve as California’s superintendent of public instruction, dead at 76.

Delaine Eastin was underrated. She used to give the kind of speeches that made you proud to be a Democrat!

Delaine Eastin would say “this state runs on other people’s children”. She understood how important public education is in California, even when other people didn’t. One of her best stories – a woman who asked “why do I care if my carpenter knows geometry?

Preferred Bradley in 2000, but voted for Al Gore.

Nader voters got us George W. Bush. He chose Roberts & Alito.

Voted for Clinton in 2016.

Jill Stein voters got us Donald Trump

He chose Gorsuch, Kavanaugh & Barrett.

When will we ever learn? Biden is the ONLY option. #SCOTUS

Slow starts

April 24, 2024


SF Giants had already been outscored 34 to 6 in Blake Snell’s starts. Today Snell was scratched three hours before the game with an injury and the team kept the “streak” going without him… losing 8-2. At least they didn’t sign him for 10 years.

There are slow starts and there are slow starts. At this point though, the Chicago White Sox, 3-21, probably not only have given up on the playoffs.. they also probably couldn’t qualify for the College World Series.

So if a teacher now in Tennessee wants to talk about gender identity, teach banned books AND carry a firearm, things could get interesting.

Have to figure many of the young protesters who’ve been shutting things down in cities and at colleges are at least 20 to 22 years old. Wonder how many of them voted in 2020 and 2022?

As their sales falter, Elon Musk now insists Tesla isn’t a car company. That should be very comforting to those who own Teslas now (or are thinking of buying one) and consider maintenance and repairs in future…

Don’t get me wrong. I am glad that Mitch McConnell at least decided to do the right thing with Ukraine funding. But forgive me if I don’t deify the man who stole two SCOTUS seats, and would steal more if he could.

Important note on yesterday’s vote for Ukraine aid. 3 Senators couldn’t be bothered to vote. Rand Paul, Tim Scott & Tommy Tuberville. Tuberville after a long speech ranting against the aid. Guessing once Tommy had done Putin’s bidding he hightailed it to his home in Florida.

Not surprised that misogynistic SCOTUS judges like Alito are skeptical of emergency abortion care… Meanwhile, no doubt these men would allow ANY emergency care if a man just had an erection lasting longer than four hours….

So is Donald Trump particularly upset because his daughter-in-law and handpicked RNC chair just told him he has to campaign in all 81 states?

As CNN headlines how voters under 30 disapprove of Biden’s handling of Israel-Gaza war, why aren’t they talking about how Trump wants to let Netanyahu absolutely destroy Gaza, while Donald institutes a US Muslim ban and deports protesters?

Pres. Biden announced new rule to make over million white-collar workers eligible for overtime pay. Rule increases threshold for being exempt from $35k to $43k.

Sounds geeky & not as sexy as a trial involving payoffs to mistresses.. But will make big difference to hardworking Americans. #DoBetterMedia

Only good thing about some of the media doom and gloom polls.. maybe it will galvanize some of the moderate/liberate “Oh, my vote doesn’t matter” people.

Your vote ALWAYS matters. Vote while we have a democracy. Vote to keep our democracy. #VoteBlue

Lower than low

April 23, 2024

Just how bad are the Chicago White Sox?

Not just 3-18 bad, but they’ve allowed 129 runs while scoring just 50. No team except the Atlanta Braves (133) has scored more runs than the White Sox have allowed.

Don’t look now, but the SF Giants are one game below .500.

Why is it so shocking how old Donald Trump looks in court? His public appearances have been carefully scripted, made for TV, short appearances at rallies, on TV, or at his resorts. Ask any woman of a certain age, easy to look younger for short-term photo-op. Not all day.

-ICYMI.

Trump and Putin did not want aid to Ukraine. Congress just passed aid to Ukraine. Is the orange chokehold loosening?

Tommy Tuberville today ranting GOP in House has sold out by voting to send aid to Ukraine. And claiming Senate should be voting on border legislation. Which he and Donald helped scuttle. Tubby is so orange & awful, does he really think Trump might pick him as a running mate?

Yes, New York City hotels are expensive. But is it time to start talking about sequestering the Trump jury?

Meanwhile, tuition at Columbia University over $66,000 Wonder how many student protesters who shut down university have tuition paid by wealthy parents? And how many of those parents are fine with kids’ actions because they think it will help Trump get re-elected & ensure their tax cuts?


Thinking students protesting & attacking President Biden over not helping Palestians & Gaza enough should listen to Republicans like Rick Scott. Scott & other GOP accuse Democrats of being anti-Israel & pro-Hamas. They demand ALL aid to Gaza should stop. Why not protest THEM?

So as Donald complains again that the courtroom is freezing. Isn’t another sign of dementia losing the ability to do simple things like put on a sweater?

Meanwhile President Biden is in Florida. Talking about things that matter – Now in America today in 2024, women have fewer rights than their mothers and grandmothers had — because of Donald Trump,”

And yes, he’s not the first to say it, in January 2023 Amy Klobuchar’s statement: “We’re not backing down or giving up and we won’t settle for a reallity where our daughters have fewer rights than their mothers and grandmothers.

But Joe’s the President, a Catholic at that, and if we just vote in November he’ll sign the bill to codify Roe V. Wade into law.

Say what?

April 22, 2024

Hunter Wendelstedt warned Aaron Boone after the Yankees manager claimed he missed an Oakland A batter swinging at a pitch: ” You got anything else to say, you’re gone.”

Next pitch, a fan behind the dugout yelled at the umpire and Wendestedt ejected Boone.

So Hunter is hard of hearing as well as maybe losing his eyesight.

Reminds me of a story I read as a child, I think it was about Casey Stengel. When an umpire told his team to zip it and then someone from dugout yelled one more thing. Ump said “You’re out of here.” Stengel said who did you toss? Ump named the player. Casey said ‘Better yell louder than that, I sent him to AAA last week.”

76ers blew game to Knicks after taking a five-point lead with 47.3 seconds to go.

Hold our beer, said Lakers, up 20 over Nuggets in the 3rd quarter.


The lawyer for a known liar is basing his defense on calling the defendant’s previous lawyer a liar. Got it.

Travel agent PSA Trump claims he cannot campaign due to trial. His NYC trial adjourned 1230p. He has 757 plane. Means several important states within 2 hour flight. NH, OH, PA, VA, NC – for starters If Donald weren’t so lazy he could campaign in one & be back tonight.

Hey CNN, You’re talking this am about Donald Trump not taking opportunities to campaign (he has all afternoon and evening today, plus his own plane) while President Biden is out on the campaign trail. But you don’t COVER Joe Biden on the campaign trail.

Ditto

No-name Dem Rep. from Minnesota (Dean Phillips) primaries Pres. Biden. Nonstop national coverage.

Senate leader & 2020 Presidential candidate (Amy Klobuchar) is top Biden surrogate again in 2024. and spent much of last weekend opening Biden-Harris field office in New Hampshire

-Crickets from major media.

World according to today’s GOP.

It is critically important that President’s son, who was never elected to office, and admits his mistakes, is former addict who used prostitutes.

But the former President paying off a porn star and paying to kill stories about his mistress – move along, nothing to see here.


Alina Habbas, trying to say Trump did nothing criminal in paying off a porn star. “You hire lawyers to solve problems, lawyers solve those problems. That’s it.” Shame Henry II didn’t have Alina around when he asked about Becket “Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?”

Has any media outlet covering the anti-Israel student protests also including the rather important sidebar that Donald Trump has promised, besides his Muslim ban, to revoke student visas for protesters and DEPORT THEM? I’ll wait.-


Okay who else saw Donald Mustard trending on Twitter today and thought Trump had run out of ketchup bottles?

Let the games begin

April 21, 2024

So who had the only halfway decent first-round playoff game Sunday being between the #1 seed Oklahoma Thunder and the #8 seed (and Zion-less) New Orleans Pelicans.

(94-92 OKC, and New Orleans had chance to tie or win at buzzer.)

Okay, kudos to those Mike Johnson and Mike Pence on in the pool of “unlikeliest Republicans who would someday do the right thing

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, often mentioned as being on Trump’s VP list, said Sunday there should be no exception for rape or incest with abortions. It barely even made news cycle.

GOP hopes we won’t notice their extremism.

Intentionally or not media is helping them.

Look, I love Dionne Warwick

But if she’s now in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame why not the Carpenters?

We’ll never know… but on gay rights, their children changed many GOP opinions. Have to think Mike Johnson’s son potentially having to go to war against Putin played a huge part in Speaker’s conversion.

“He thought about his son, set to attend U.S. Naval Academy in fall.”

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Lindsey Graham on the passage of Ukraine aid: “This wouldn’t have passed without Donald Trump.”

Could he get any more craven? When John McCain died he took Lindsey Graham’s soul with him.

Increasingly obvious that the worst fear for major US media is not that Trump will get back in the White House and destroy democracy. But that Biden will be re-elected and we will have four more years of a competent caring no-drama man in the White House.

Rewrite time..

April 21, 2024

Worst sports headline of 2024?

“NBA star’s family nightmare continues as brother gets 6 years for DUI crash.”

Uh, it’s been a bad month for Nuggets Michael Porter Jr, whoses brother Jontay banned for gambling. Now brother Coban got 6 yrs in prison for killing woman w/ young child in a DUI case where he was allegedly over twice the limit.

HER family has the real nightmare.

Early days but sure seems like SF Giants could have saved a lot of money on Blake Snell and spent a little more to keep Renel Brooks-Moon.


It was Patrick Bailey bobblehead daily Saturday at Oracle Park. He’s 4-4 with a splash hit. Giants won 7-3.

How quickly can SF Giants manufacture bobbleheads for the entire lineup?

So maybe it’s time to ask the question with some of these former “Never Trumpers” who have fallen in line behind Donald as the GOP nominee. Are they being paid? Or are they scared of falling out of windows

Can the media also STOP covering Velveeta Voldemort whining about not being able to campaign. With their nonstop coverage on his every gesture and every word he says outside the courtroom, why would he want to campaign? Trump getting far more attention where he is.

Air traffic controllers mistakingly directing 2 planes to same runway resulted in near collision at DC National Airport. Hate calling it Reagan, but reminder, Ronald was one who decided to play cowboy & fire all air traffic controllers for going on strike. Air Traffic Control is still recovering.

Another rewrite of CNN headlines: “In passing Ukraine aid, the accidental speaker became an unlikely Churchill.” How about “By belatedly passing Ukraine aid, Mike Johnson showed he ultimately cared about democracy .. or having his Naval Academy son pressed in to combat?”

NBC News making their pitch for worst out of context headine of the year. “Muslim Americans who soured on Biden see Israel aid package as further betrayal.” Without mentioning that President Biden’s opponent would institute a Muslim ban and deport Palestinian protesters.

As longtime volunteer been lucky to have heard our last 4 Democratic Presidents speak, & countless candidates. Biden will never win speaking awards. Didn’t vote for him to be President of Toastmasters, Voted for him to be President of United States. And Joe’s a damn good one.

Dear Climate activists shutting down Democratic events: Trump promises to reduce energy prices by increasing domestic production, he plans to end delays in federal drilling permits & leases. “We’re going to ‘drill, baby, drill’ right away,” Please pay attention & grow up.

Sometimes I think I could devote a whole blog to fixing CNN headlines.

“Trump caps off an unprecedented week with North Carolina rally.” How about “After a week in NY and nonstop rants about being a criminal defendant, Trump returns to his regular rallies.”

Don’t bet on it.

April 18, 2024

The NFL formally reinstated five players today who had been banned indefinitely for gambling violations in 2023.

Wonder what were the odds?

At least two teams, the Las Vegas Aces and the Washington Mystics, have moved their games against the Indiana Fever to larger arenas because of higher than expected crowds.

Good for them. Now pay the women more.

Missisippi GOP Senator Wicker is very conservative. But he supports Mike Johnson’s allowing vote on Ukraine aid. Wicker notes his son, like Mike’s, is in US military. Maybe it’s just not wanting to lose child to war against Putin.

But he gets it, for whatever reason. US needs to stand up for democracy


The entire Kennedy clan is going to endorse President Biden. And you think your Thanksgiving family dinner is going to be awkward.


Marge Three Names submitted an amendment to the Ukraine aid bill barring funding until “restrictions on Hungarians in Transcarpathia” and other minorities are lifted.

Bet Marge Three Names didn’t even know Transcarpathia existed.

Trump: It is a shame. I am sitting here for days now from morning until night in that freezing room. Freezing! All for this. This is your result. It is very unfair.

Uh, how the heck should Americans trust a man to handle all the challenges he will face as leader of the free world, if he can’t dress himself well enough to be comfortable in air conditioning?

Gotten attacked by some far-left folks on Twitter/X today for being against shutting down roads, bridges, Democratic events etc to make a point. They say extremism is only way to get real change.

That worked so well in voting for Jill Stein & putting anti-Muslim climate change denier in White House

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Changes in attitudes..

April 18, 2024

You know one person has made a difference when you see this headline on ESPN.com “Olsen, nation’s No. 3 scorer, transferring to Iowa.”

And you assume, correctly, that it’s a women’s college basketball story

And Caitlin Clark is apparently about to sign an eight figure shoe contract with Nike.

While she has an under $80,000 a year rookie contract in the WNBA.

Most people really making under $80,000 a year probably couldn’t afford to buy the shoes.

Los Angeles Dodgers – 2024 payroll – even with Ohtani and other deferred salaries – $227,309,737.

Record 12-9

Milwaukee Brewers – 2024 payroll – $107,606,690

Record 11-6

No punchline, I just like writing it.

NBA announced Toronto Raptors forward Jontay Porter has been banned from the NBA for life over a gambling scandal. Stay tuned for in-depth reports on the story sponsored by Fanduel and ESPN Bet.


United said Boeing’s problems this year have cost the airline $200 million. How long until they institute a “Boeing fee?”

Alaska Airlines had a ground stop for ALL their planes this morning for an hour due to an IT issue. Again, this travel agent PSA. If you really have to be somewhere this spring summer, from a cruise to a wedding to a critical meeting… allow extra time.


Despite Trump’s claims, Judge Merchan hasn’t said he can’t attend his son’s high school graduation, saying it will depend how the trial is going.

How mad will Donald be if judge does adjourn for the day and he actually has to go to Barron’s graduation?

If President Biden fell asleep two days in a row in public it would be national headlines and CNN breaking news.

Some of GOP seems completely focused on the idea of prosecuting anyone who lies to Congress. Okay, then, can we start with going after Senators and House members who claim Donald Trump is not influencing their votes?

Kansas GOP Sen. Roger Marshall waneds to adjourn Mayorkas proceedings until Nov 6; day after election so “American people can have a vote on this impeachment trial. Where was this concern for Americans having a vote when GOP rushed through Amy Coney Barrett SCOTUS nomination?

Hey, GOP, when you are done throwing tantrums over this failed impeachment, maybe you could talk to your own Senator Lankford about resurrecting his BIPARTISAN bill to fix some border issues?

Ted Cruz, upset that the Senate dismissed impeachment charges against Secretary Mayorkas: “I don’t know that there has been a more shameful day in the US Senate than today…” Well, this one for starters.

And then there was one?

April 17, 2024

Good news for SF Giants. With the Warriors out of the playoffs and the A’s heading to Sacramento, the Giants will be getting most of the sports attention in the SF Bay Area.

Bad news for the SF Giants based on their recent play… they will be getting most of the sports attention in the SF Bay Area.


If President Biden wanted to do something that would get him applause from millions of Americans of all political persuasions, maybe Joe could issue an executive order firing Angel Hernandez?

All the numbers are going up. Except one. How about a major raise in WNBA salaries? WNBA Draft drew nearly 2.5 million viewers in record-shattering broadcast. Previous viewership record was set back in 2004 with Diana Taurasi, but it only drew just more than 600,000 viewers.

US Senate working on many things to benefit American people, .including BIPARTISAN legislation on antitrust/competition issues, extending farm bill, regulating AI, reining in Big Tech…

And it all takes a back seat thanks to House GOP performative impeachment of Mayorkas.

NY Times headline: “Melania Trump Avoids the Courtroom, but Is Said to Share Her Husband’s Anger.” Of all teadlines NY Times could write about a trial involving Donald allegedly paying lots of money to cover up two affairs early in her marriage to him, they go with that one?

As his stock continues to tank, when is Trump coming out with a line of Beanie Babies?


Speaker Johnson defiant about Marge Three Names and her motion to vacate: “It is not helpful to the House Republicans to advance our agenda which is in the best interest of the American people.” WHAT agenda? (And what people? Other than billionaires who want more tax cuts.)

Apparently Donald Trump asked if he could be exempted from any proceedings that may arise on Wednesdays.


Stephen Colbert – “What no Wednesdays? There’s no possible better day for a porn star trial than Hump Day.”

Dollars and sense

April 16, 2024

LA Dodgers have 1/2 billion dollar payroll & will spend more before trade deadline to win.

But for non-Dodgers fans isn’t it fun right now their record is worse than both Milwaukee Brewers & Pittsburgh Pirates? Whose combined payroll is less even without Ohtani deferral. #BeatLA

Meanwhile, in the most watched WNBA draft ever. (okay, until this year who knew WNBA televised their draft, Caitlin Clark went of course to the Indiana Pacers.

But then the Chicago Sky took both South Carolina center Kamilla Cardose and LSU’s Angel Reece.

Wonder how much Sky-Fever tickets will go for in 2024?

CNN Breaking News headline “President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden have released a joint tax return that shows they made almost $620,000 in 2023.”

Fixed it for them

Wrong headline CNN. Fixed it for you.

“President Joe Biden & Dr. Jill Biden released their 2023 tax return. While former President Trump still refuses to release any tax returns..”

And yes, your serious reminder at the end of April 15, tax day, that Donald Trump has still never released ANY of his tax returns.

As Donald Trump whines about his hush money trial meaning he is not able to go to his son’s graduation can some reporter ask him in real time on camera what school Barron attends?

Has anyone asked Barron Trump if he WANTS his father at his high school graduation?

We shouldn’t repeat this but sounds like Donald Trump’s nap today lasted longer than what he paid Stormy Daniels for..

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. now says that Donald Trump asked him to be his running mate, and he declined. Clearly RFK Jr. has decided to challenge Trump for the votes of those who admire the biggest liars.

Meanwhile, though it didn’t get the headlines. Few issues are more bipartisan than fairness in pricing and availability for concert/event tickets.

Senator Amy Klobuchar even has Mike Lee on her side against Ticketmaster’s monopoly. And now Biden’s DOJ has clearly beens listening as Ticketmaster will face federal antitrust lawsuit:…

Competence isn’t clickbait.

Always something to cheer about

April 14, 2024

SF Giants are off to a lousy start in 2024, and have to wonder if they’re cursed for basically firing the wonderful Renel Brooks-Moon. OTOH, at least baseball fans in the SF Bay Area can enjoy the LA Dodgers losing two of three to the San Diego Padres. #smallmercies

The Los Angeles Clippers give all fans a free Chick-Fil-A sandwich if an opposing player misses two consecutive free throws in the 4th quarter. When Houston Rocket’s Boban Marjanović, with his team well ahead, figured that out he deliberately missed a second free throw.

Massive cheers from the fans and the announcers. Hope he didn’t affect the betting spread.

Two of NBA’s biggest stars – LeBron James and Steph Curry will be both be playing in the Western Conference NBA play-in round. And if Sacramento Kings and New Orleans Pelicans play well they could both be gone before the real playoffs start.

Not that James and Curry aren’t capable of leading their teams to victories. But will be very interesting to see how those games are officiated.

As GOP tries using the Comstock Act to stop mifepristone from being sent through the mail, trying to imagine if Democrats found a judge willing to put the same restrictions on Viagra.

Michael Che on SNL Weekend Update “Speaker Mike Johnson traveled to Mar-A-Lago to meet with Donald Trump. “And boy is his jaw tired…”

In California, Google has started blocking some local news as a threat to the legislature which is considering a Journalism Preservation Act, similar to a bipartisan national bill from Democratic Senator Amy Klobuchar and Republican Senator John Kennedy.


As Klobuchar said, “Local newspapers are going out of business while Big Tech makes record profits off news content.” Yep, Google revenue in 2023 was a record over $300 BILLION.

Gordon Gecko would be proud.

What’s wrong with US media. Minnesota Senator Tina Smith, former Planned Parenthood executive, on ABC’s This Week talked about abortion rights, including mifepristone & praised Joe Biden’s efforts for women.

Crickets from most of media. Marge Three Names opens her mouth & it’s a headline.

Kari Lake, a proponent of a national abortion ban in 2022 when she ran for Governor, has now done a 180 and claims she’s for a more moderate policy.

Of course, if she somehow got elected to the US Senate she’d do another 180 and vote for a ban.

Chris Sununu makes Susan Collins look good.

(ICYMI, Sununu was for Nikki Haley, almost a “never trumper” but he’s now genuflecting before Orange Jesus.)

WTAF? Marco Rubio – “I for one am prepared to help Ukraine, but want to see us deal w/ southern border. That was the negotiation, the talk, the agreement. It was going to happen & it didn’t happen.”

It didn’t happen because TRUMP torpedoed GOP Senator Lankford’s bipartisan bill. #NoShame

Ups and downs.

April 12, 2024

SF Giants have still not come up with a credible reason why they essentially fired their great PA Announcer Renel Brooks-Moon.

Meanhwhile, the 5-9 Giants have 3 extra base hits in last 3 games, and no home runs since April 3. SF also went 0 for 10 with runners in scoring position against Tampa Bay.

So maybe they should have kept Renel and let go some of their hitting coaches?

Angel Hernandez is to umpiring what Donald Trump is to election integrity.

New Orleans Pelicans were 20 of 38 from three point range tonight in their 114-109 win against the Golden State Warriors.

Who did the Pelicans think they were? Caitlin Clark?

Meanwhile as a San Antonio Spurs fan who knows the team has a lottery pick and is just playing for pride at this point, I confess that I wasn’t paying attention after they got down 18 points at halftime to Denver Nuggets, who were leading the NBA Western Conference.

Big mistake.

Kentucky GOP lawmakers removed Democratic Gov. Andy Beshear from ANY role filling future U.S. Senate vacancies. Republicans said it was unrelated to health of Mitch McConnell. If you believe that I have a bridge across Ohio River between Cincinnati and Covington to sell you.

Will keep saying this: If asked to name member of Congress not their own, thinking most Americans will name one of the crazies. We HAVE to amplify the good ones. Good politicians who get things done exist. But without coverage voters tend to think all government is useless.

Mike Johnson has to know Trump and Marge will eventually throw him under the bus. Why not stand up for Ukraine now, go down in history as a defender of democracy, and write a book about it?

Casey Anthony is trending on social media.. Is she now on the short list to be Trump’s running mate?

When asked if he was “pro-life or pro-choice” Trump said “You know exactly which one it is.” Yes, we do. The only life Trump is “pro” is his own.


Non-citizens already do not vote. Babies are not aborted at 9th months. Trump indictments are not a political witch hunt. Time to start calling it the Gaslighting Old Party.