High hopes.

An Australian equestrian athlete been provisionally suspended for the Olympics after he tested positive for cocaine. Did officials get suspicious when he was clearing jumps without his horse?

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Sentence no one expected to see:

Diamondbacks finish sweep of Pirates with 6-4 victory.

Let’s be honest. Did anyone expect to see a sentence starting “Diamondbacks sweep ANYBODY?”

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If you needed some good news this morning. Today is the first day that Velveeta Voldemort’s adult spawn aren’t getting Secret Service protection on our taxpayer dime!

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Kevin McCarthy now says GOP will form their own team to investigate January 6. Uh, the name “House Committee on Travel and Tourism” is already taken.

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Kevin McCarthy throwing a hissy fit over the January 6 committee reminds us again that most men are just too emotional to hold political office.

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Gym Jordan couldn’t even investigate young men being sexually assaulted under his nose at Ohio State. Leaving aside the fact he helped instigate the January 6 insurrection, what makes anyone think Gym is capable of investigating anything important for our democracy?

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Words Democrats never expected to say ever: “Thank God for Liz Cheney.”

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If Jeffrey Dahmer were a Republican, Kevin McCarthy would have put Hannibal Lecter on his jury.

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John Kasich thinks Nancy Pelosi should have let Jim Jordan stay on the January 6 committee. As if John Kasich himself could stand to be in the same room with his fellow Ohioan Gym Jordan long enough to eat a bowl of Cincinnati chili.

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“You’re 5 yrs old, you’re 9 yrs old & your parents want to go to US…What could a kid say about being brought here illegally? President Biden on DACA. They couldn’t say anything anymore than Ted Cruz at age of 4 could have told his mother not to move from Canada to Texas.

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Meanwhile, over on former State TV AKA Fox News – headline IS not about how more & more GOP are recommending vaccine, but “White House weighing major change to mask guidance — even for vaccinated Americans.” Because it can’t be a day on Fox without negativity towards Biden.

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