Opening daze


Dr. Fauci is still better at pitching than Donald Trump is at leading during COVID-19 pandemic.

So we waited 3 1/2 months for Opening Day & now Yankees-Nationals was shortened to 5 innings after rain delay due to a massive thunderstorm. Is it churlish to wish rain came earlier during Trump’s photo op, (without masks or social distancing) on South Lawn with Mariano Rivera & Little Leaguers?

Having jettisoned the embarrassing “Redskins” name, D.C.’s NFL franchise for remainder of 2020 will go by “Washington Football Team.” – So for remainder of 2020 can we jettison Trump’s name and refer to it as the”Washington Presidency?”



I feel the way about universal DH in 2020 the way I feel like John Kasich speaking at Democratic convention. Desperate times legitimately call for desperate measures. You can agree with a decision without actually being happy about it.


From Marc Ragovin: After missing virtually all of last season, Jed Lowrie of the NY Mets has been placed on the IL with no anticipated return date. This guy is such a lost cause Trump is probably gonna name a military base after him.


“Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV.”

“Sir, this is a McDonald’s, can I have your order please?”

So Trump is taking credit for canceling RNC convention that even the state of Florida wouldn’t let him have….

A NY Federal Court has ordered Michael Cohen be released from prison by tomorrow. I hope Cohen is smart enough to stay away from windows.

Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler met with protesters, listened to them and stayed even after being tear-gassed. Your reminder that Donald Trump wouldn’t attend a WWI memorial for troops in France because of a little drizzle.

Do we need to start a #GoFundMe campaign to get a reporter to ask Trump about Russian bounties on US soldiers.

Last month 62% of women registered voters said they were unlikely to vote for Trump. And Donald just referred to “Suburban Housewives of America.” Does this count as another failed cognitive test?

“The country is in very good shape other than if you look south and west…. ”

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think of the play.


Asked by Stephen Colbert if she thinks her uncle is a high-functioning sociopath. Mary Trump responds… “He is not high-functioning at all.” Good thing Donald never watches TV, because he’d be really upset to hear that.

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2 Comments on “Opening daze”

  1. tc in bc Says:

    When Donald throw out 1st pitch at Yankee Stadium in Aug, if anyone is in the batter’s box, they’ll prob get BEANED.

    Don’t think you’ll ‘catch anything’ from Dr. Fauci

    Can they find a couple of thousand Vin Scully cut outs holding a Dodger Dog?

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