Left Coast Sports Babe

Dr. Fauci is still better at pitching than Donald Trump is at leading during COVID-19 pandemic.

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So we waited 3 1/2 months for Opening Day & now Yankees-Nationals was shortened to 5 innings after rain delay due to a massive thunderstorm. Is it churlish to wish rain came earlier during Trump’s photo op, (without masks or social distancing) on South Lawn with Mariano Rivera & Little Leaguers?

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Having jettisoned the embarrassing “Redskins” name, D.C.’s NFL franchise for remainder of 2020 will go by “Washington Football Team.” – So for remainder of 2020 can we jettison Trump’s name and refer to it as the”Washington Presidency?”

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I feel the way about universal DH in 2020 the way I feel like John Kasich speaking at Democratic convention. Desperate times legitimately call for desperate measures. You can agree with a decision without actually being happy about it.

From Marc Ragovin: After missing virtually all of last season, Jed Lowrie of the NY Mets has been placed on the IL with no anticipated return date. This guy is such a lost cause Trump is probably gonna name a military base after him.

“Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV.”

“Sir, this is a McDonald’s, can I have your order please?”

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So Trump is taking credit for canceling RNC convention that even the state of Florida wouldn’t let him have….

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A NY Federal Court has ordered Michael Cohen be released from prison by tomorrow. I hope Cohen is smart enough to stay away from windows.

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Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler met with protesters, listened to them and stayed even after being tear-gassed. Your reminder that Donald Trump wouldn’t attend a WWI memorial for troops in France because of a little drizzle.

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Do we need to start a #GoFundMe campaign to get a reporter to ask Trump about Russian bounties on US soldiers.

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Last month 62% of women registered voters said they were unlikely to vote for Trump. And Donald just referred to “Suburban Housewives of America.” Does this count as another failed cognitive test?

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“The country is in very good shape other than if you look south and west…. ”

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think of the play.

Asked by Stephen Colbert if she thinks her uncle is a high-functioning sociopath. Mary Trump responds… “He is not high-functioning at all.” Good thing Donald never watches TV, because he’d be really upset to hear that.

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