Archive for December 25, 2017

A child was born….

December 25, 2017

 

After giving birth in Sept, Serena Williams will return to competitive tennis this weekend in Abu Dhabi.  Four words  “Weaker sex my ass.”

In a crazy and uncertain world we should perhaps thank #Browns for being a model of consistency this season.

Saints today beat the Falcons in game that included a #buttpick & a #buttfumble” Are we sure Mark Sanchez wasn’t somehow involved?

Not that they needed it against the bills but it wouldn’t be Christmas without the referees giving the Patriots another absurd call.

Almost half the 41 bowl games have been played already.   Can anyone name one?
Yeah, I’m an admitted big Drew Brees fan.  And tonight he tweeted “That win was for you today, Who Dat Nation! You made it happen! Now Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!”
That moment when an NFL quarterback from a small-market team has a more inclusive and generous holiday message than the President of the United States.

President Trump & Melania helped take #NORAD calls today. Did Donald tell the kids Santa would do better on a Trump plane?

“You all just got a lot richer,” Trump to friends at #MaraLago. No wonder he hates the media. They have nasty habit of reporting what he says.

 

Got to love Trump tweeting “I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. MERRY CHRISTMAS” from the most Jewish part of South Florida.

 

At Mar-A-Lago do they show a version of where George Bailey jumps off that bridge & Potter’s dearest slumlord dreams come true?

Pretty sure most Americans, Christian or not, don’t think “Merry Christmas” is offensive. Saying you’ve saved “Merry Christmas,” now THAT’s offensive.

Remember those innocent Christmases past when political comics used to think “Dear Santa, all I want is a steady daily supply of good material?”

And finally, to all my readers, regular and random. Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate.  We have to keep laughing. Otherwise the bad guys win.

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