Any given Monday
Tonight would have been rough night for any SF 49ers fans who said, “Hell, time to see a good team” and splurged on Warriors tickets.
(For non-NBA fans, Golden State lost to the Sacramento Kings, at home. The Kings had exactly one road win out of 10 before tonight.)
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Tony Parker returned to the court tonight to an ovation from Spurs fans. Wonder if Vince Carter also sent him a text – “Welcome back young man.”
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Congratulations to the Toronto Argonauts, winners of the CFL. Few sports fans think the Argos could actually compete with NFL teams. Though they might be 2 touchdown favorites against the Browns.
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Blake Griffin was injured in tonight’s game against the Lakers and might be out for a while. Rough news for Clippers fans but congrats to all those who had Nov 27 in the pool.
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#MeghanMarkle completely taking internet spotlight away from Trump today. Don’t RT, this might upset him. (Did I mention she’s half-black?)
Can’t wait to see tweets from Trump when Prince Harry & Meghan send their wedding invitations – including the Obamas and not him.
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President of US just tweeted that Fox is country’s only real news. For those who always wanted to know what life was like in an authoritarian banana republic.
A Wisconsin man was jailed after being accused of leading police on 125 mph car chase. He said he was late for work & feared losing his job. Your move, Florida.
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Trump used occasion honoring Navajos to make racial slur against Elizabeth Warren. Thank heaven there’s no chance Redskins will win Super Bowl.
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Trump’s pretended his heritage is Swedish when it’s actually German. Should we start referring to him as “Prince Hans?” #Frozen
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Native Americans say Pocahontas is a racial slur. Waiting for Trump tweet saying #FakeIndians…
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If Washington Post had fallen for Project Veritas sting, not only would GOP have dismissed Roy Moore accusers but also they’d say all #MeToo women are liars. Except those who accused Democrats.
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November 28, 2017 at 10:20 pm
Pocahontas would have NEVER run casinos into bankruptcy!