Time passages

This morning we set our clocks back a hour. While GOP is trying to set them back 50 years.

 

Big Justin Verlander fan But thinking many men wouldn’t be too sorry for him had Astros lost & marrying Kate Upton was consolation prize.

Since both #Pac12 and #Big10 champions will probably have two losses neither league likely to have team in Rose Bowl. #Sad

Oklahoma 62 to 52 victory over Oklahoma State great for fans of NBA All-Star game. #nodefense

Of course if Stanford players wanted to and could play in the snow some of them might have gone to the Big Ten. #StanfordvsWSU

So how much worse does it have to get before Urban Meyer retires again for health reasons? #OSUvsIOWA

Friday night FAU took late safety & won only 30-25.  Then Coach Lane Kiffin sent “joke” tweet on not covering 6.5 pt spread.   Can we check Kiffin for concussions?

House of Cards can solve problem by creating President Claire Underwood. Probably not workable for USA to do same for Melania.

In Wisconsin, lawmakers approved a bill eliminating ANY age restriction on children participating in a “mentored hunt”  effectively letting anyone hunt. The measure also would eliminate the requirement that a hunter and mentor have only one weapon between them.  What could possibly go wrong?

US woman in Zimbabwe charged w/ subversion for referring to Pres. Mugabe on Twitter as “sick man.” Let’s hope this doesn’t give Trump ideas.

 

Donna Brazile and Elizabeth Warren don’t seem to get that GOTV doesn’t mean “Gross Out the Voters.

And really, does anyone think @JoeBiden and @CoryBooker would have accepted the ticket as part of Brazile’s imaginary coup?
Is Donna Brazile hoping for a job at Fox News?
George W. Bush on Trump “This guy doesn’t know what it means to be President.” Scary thing, by comparison W. might be right.
In Hawaii yesterday, President Trump was greeted with “Welcome to Kenya” signs. Did he turn to Melania and say “See, I was right?”
Trump to hire 70 foreign workers at Mar-A-Lago claiming can’t find Americans to do jobs. Gosh, has he tried paying more money?
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