Mavericks.

Who knew that some serious good would ever come from Senator John McCain teaming up with a woman from Alaska?

Is there a “Bottom Player of the Week award? The Tigers’ Bruce Rondon, who was ejected for hitting a batter in the 9th with his team down 16-2, came in in the 8th inning today with the Tigers up 5-3, and promptly gave up 3 runs while getting only 1 out. Rondon’s allowed eight runs on eight hits in his last 1 1/3 innings. #Wannagetaway?

Joe Flacco apparently likes the idea of Colin Kaepernick signing with the Ravens. Because he’s pretty sure Kap won’t take his job while he’s injured?

So with no more f*cks to give, @SenJohnMcCain reminds us what it is to be a statesman. #CountryOverParty

Okay, I was wrong about McCain two days ago. Or maybe I was right and he just started listening to smart women. #Collins #Murkowski

 

So when they make the movie on John McCain’s healthcare vote will they then need a second movie featuring Murkowski and Collins? “Hidden Figures 2.”

VP Pence was in DC as potential tie-breaking Trumpcare vote.    Happy it failed.   Wonder if he might have had better luck if he didn’t have to get chaperone to be sure he doesn’t go to meals with any women senators alone?

 

Uh oh, @realDonaldTrump was up early (or maybe late) for 3am tweet storm after #SkinnyRepeal vote.   Hope this doesn’t hurt weekend golf game

If McCain does have to step down at some point maybe a fair choice to replace him would be Meghan.

Mike Huckabee calling for repeal of 17th amendment. how long until Trump calls for repeal of the 19th?

 

#ReincePriebus, whose crime seems to have been pissing off Scaramucci, is out. So congrats to all those who had July 28 in the pool.

Donald Trump has named John Kelly his new chief of staff. So who’s going be be the new DHS Secretary? Joe Arpaio?

Trump to police shielding “thugs'” heads when arresting them. “You can take your hand away.” Does this apply to future White House arrests?

New White House Chief of Staff John Kelly is another retired general. So did we have a military coup and no one told us? @TheDailyShow

“Fox and Friends”. ” Congratulations, healthy people are paying for sick people.” So life insurance is live people paying for dead people?

Chris Christie said “Beachgate” hurt his kids more “than they’ve been hurt by anything else that has happened in the eight years, and they don’t understand people’s unfairness and, quite frankly, their ignorance.”
I have NOTHING against Christie’s kids. But speaking of ignorance…how about vacationing on a beach you decided to close, and thinking people wouldn’t notice?

A pregnant Kentucky ob-gyn who was in the hospital for her own induction and delivery :apparently “overheard the nurses preparing for a woman in active labor who needed to deliver immediately because the baby was in distress.”
So she got out of bed, suited up, delivered the baby, went back to bed, and then had her own baby. Once again, four words. Weaker sex my ass.

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2 Comments on “Mavericks.”

  1. tc in bc Says:

    Donald wants to change the Senate process of 60 yes votes down to 51. Brilliant idea Donny. Let’s vote on it. Nope, that didn’t work either.

    lol, nobody likes you – Crissy Tiegan July 2017

  2. Neal Says:

    So with no more f*cks to give, @SenJohnMcCain reminds us what it is to be a statesman. #CountryOverParty

    So could McCain’s vote be considered a walk-off vote?


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