Fuzzy math
Why numbers can lie., or at least be deceptive: The movie that won the most #Oscars tonight was #MadMaxFuryRoad
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But it was all very confusing. Jennifer Garner described Mad Max Fury road as the Best Picture nominee where “civilization has collapsed & the world has become a toxic wasteland.” Shouldn’t that have been “The Big Short?”
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Forget the election, tonight with the Oscars the scariest thing in Hollywood for many was #ChrisRock will say about them. #OscarsSoWhite
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Baltimore Orioles CF Adam Jones says the team has banned smashing pies in teammates’ faces for celebrations, saying it’s for safety reasons. #whenpiesareoutlawedonlyoutlawswillhavepies
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After that climate change speech who will be the 1st #GOP presidential candidate to say #LeonardoDiCaprio should have been eaten by that bear?
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So the woman who wins for best costume design shows up looking like she overslept and ran out the door with first thing she found? #Oscars
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Alicia Vikander, nominated for Best Supporting Actress, said on the Oscars red carpet that she “hopes she doesn’t get too drunk.” Does Alicia think she’s at the Golden Globes. Or did she bring a flask?
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In Florida, three 12 year-old girls were arrested and taken into custody for allegedly putting pepper flakes their teacher’s soda. They face FELONY poisoning charges. #ifonlytheywerearmed
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Meg Whitman just called Donald Trump “unfit to be president,” and a “dangerous demagogue.” Expecting Trump to come out with variations on his Carly Fiorina slams in 3.2.1….
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NY Senator Chuck Schumer is adding an amendment to the FAA Reauthorization Bill, which would mandate minimum airline seat size. Not sure what the Presidential candidates will say, pretty sure it’s been a while since most of them have been on a commercial jet.
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Biggest snub of the night: Not even an #Oscars nomination for #DonaldTrump for his role in acting like a potential serious world leader.
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Two days ago Nikki Haley said she’d support Trump if he is the nominee, today she told George Stephanopoulos, “Donald Trump is everything we hear and teach our kids not to do in kindergarten.”
If this keeps up the Dems won’t have to write any of their general election campaign commercials.
So not sure what’s scarier with Trump. The idea that he didn’t know who David Duke was? Or the idea that he does know, and doesn’t want to lose a single Duke/KKK supporter?
From Ben , after the GOP’s latest slug fest Thursday: “Tonight we saw another spirited debate between the most diverse and well-qualified group of presidential candidates in history.” — Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee
Apparently, Reince has no problems with legalized marijuana.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
February 29, 2016 at 11:22 pm
Biggest snub of the night: Not even an #Oscars nomination for #DonaldTrump for his role in acting like a potential serious world leader.
What bout Pill Cosby for Best Actor in a Courtroom Drama? (…and …. he’s Black!)
February 29, 2016 at 11:41 pm
I’ve been asked if I watched the Oscars last night. Hell, no! I boycotted cause there were no Asian nominees. No Ang Lee, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and not even Charlie Chan. So take that – Clis Lock! #OscarsOldYeller