Four and niners

On a brighter note for the ‪#‎SF49ers‬, they only had the same number of losses this weekend as the ‪#‎GSWarriors‬.

 

 

Ole Miss star DL Robert Nkemdiche is in stable condition with “multiple cuts” after falling out of a fourth floor window in Atlanta. Now, i know academics aren’t a priority in the SEC. But future players might not want to miss the lecture on gravity.

When you look up “regression to the mean” in the dictionary, today an example might be Blaine Gabbert. ‪#‎SFvsCLE‬

So how did this ‪#‎SF49ers‬ team actually win four games?

Will Ferrell, on SNL last night as George W. Bush. “The field of Republicans out there is so messed up, it makes you miss me,” And a whole lot of Americans laughed and then thought… “Well, actually…. almost.”

Despite the Browns’ win today, Johnny Manziel was at one point so upset about an interception that he slammed his head into a tablet. Not sure about the computer, but at least Manziel himself avoided injury by using the hardest part of his body.

Worst thing for the ‪#‎Clevelandbrowns‬ tonight?  ‪#‎JohnnyManziel‬ had something to celebrate.

In England, an alleged drunk driver tried to run away from a hit and run accident by hiding in a nativity scene.  He was caught and arrested. #notsowiseman

Mark Zuckerberg has posted a picture of himself changing his new baby’s diaper. So was Zuckerberg so involved in creating Facebook that he thinks a dad doing this is a big deal?

In New York, a 25-year-old woman was arrested during a prostitution sting by an undercover cop. And she brought her 14 month-old child along. So maybe she thought it was “Bring your child to work day?”

Trump complained today that drought water restrictions in some places make it very difficult to wash his hair “It’s a disaster.”  So, who needs a wall, we’ve figured out at least the way to keep Trump out of California.

 

Donald Trump today called Ted Cruz “a little bit of a maniac.” Both the pot and the kettle are giggling.

 

There are rumors that Justin Bieber has been “hooking up” with Kourtney Kardashian. ‪#‎dearGoddontletthembreed‬

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