Royal flush
Harold Reynolds tonight in the World Series compared Matt Harvey, who pitched a great game, to MadBum. Uh, not exactly.
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For who compare Terry Collins’ decision to let Harvey finish to 2014 Game 7 remember, Bochy probably couldn’t have wrestled Madbum off mound.
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Not sure but in this #WorldSeries maybe God decided to gently tell Daniel Murphy that He/She doesn’t disagree with the “gay lifestyle.”
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Had to love Fox analysis before World Series Game Five “This is a must win for the NY Mets.” Ya think?
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Bad news for baseball fans – no more games until 2016. Good news for baseball fans, no more Joe Buck until 2016
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In retrospect, so how good were the Houston Astros? #closesttobeatingtheRoyals
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Tony Bennett singing before the World Series. Did MLB sign him up earlier in 2015 because they figured the #SFGiants would be back in it?
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All the hype over the Rodgers-Manning matchup with Packers-Broncos today, and Brees and Eli Manning put them both to shame.
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#GregHardy left today’s game with an apparent knee injury. “I feel so sorry for him” said nobody.
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An allegedly drunk woman is recovering with serious hand injuries after being bitten by a tiger on Halloween night – she said she had sneaked into the zoo to pet the tiger. Nope, not Florida. Omaha. Looks like Nebraska is making a strong play in this week’s #cantfixstupid competition.
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The NFL International series now has three games a year in London, so Brits get to see six franchises. And every year seems like one of them is actually a real professional team. #nottheLions
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A white female South Carolina sheriff captain has been criticized for dressing up as Bob Marley for Halloween, with a t-shirt featuring a marijuana leaf, and wearing blackface. She has apologized, says she had no idea it might be offensive, and has not been disciplined.
Okay, maybe she isn’t racist, but can you suspend someone for criminal stupidity?
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Paul Ryan, who made family time a condition of running for House Speaker, said today he will not support legislation guaranteeing paid family leave. “I don’t think people asked me to be speaker so I can take more money from hard-working taxpayers, so I can create some new federal entitlement.”
In other words, I got mine, the rest of you suckers are on your own.
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November 2, 2015 at 7:45 am
Nevermind the Astros, now how good does Madbum look?