Happy Thanksgiving!
First of all, besides the usual family and friends stuff, am very thankful to anyone who reads this blog. Whether it’s regularly or whether you stumbled upon it looking for a joke, you all are the reason I write. And I hope I brighten your day.
I also really appreciate everyone who takes the time to comment, whether it’s positive or negative, or to add a line I wish I’d written.
But today is time for a special thanks also to all those who make these jokes possible.
This year, in no particular order, special thanks to the Chicago Cubs, the New York Yankees, the Boston Red Sox (especially departed manager Bobby Valentine), the Los Angeles Dodgers (especially their trade with the Red Sox), and the Miami Marlins.
Thanks to Jamie Moyer too, who alas probably has retired for good. But he was a great competitor, an excellent punchline, and from all I hear, an even better human being. (Runs a foundation for children in distress.)
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Plus another serious thank you (okay, I get one) to the San Francisco Giants. For making us realize that the impossible sometimes is merely the unlikely. And who somehow managed to win the World Series without being on the brink of elimination to the Detroit Tigers.
Thanks to the replacement refs, and to the NFL for maintaining for so long that there was no problem with them. Thanks to the Philadelphia Eagles and the NY Jets for imploding so spectacularly. And the Washington Redskins and Oakland Raiders for not being far behind.
Thanks to the NBA for the shortened season (can we do this every year), and to the Lakers for assuring that even at the beginning of the season we have some drama.
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Thanks to the BCS for being as screwed up as ever, the NCAA for turning “student-athlete” into a perennial punchline, and the SEC for making the New York Yankees look humble.
Oh, yes, and thanks to the conferences whose inability to grasp the concept of math (10 is 14?) is equaled only by their utter fail at geography. (San Diego State in the Big East?)
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Thanks to politicians on both sides of the aisle. With the GOP primaries, they provided far more targets, not to mention the multiple personalities of Mitt Romney but the Dems always have Bill Clinton and Joe Biden.
And President Obama, for being someone we can blame EVERYONE on. (If he thinks the punchlines are bad, wait until his second term, when the girls hit puberty while Michelle probably goes through menopause.)
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And finally, thanks to all the folks in this world, famous and not so famous, who continue to act in absurd ways where often punchlines aren’t even necessary.
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November 22, 2012 at 4:12 am
Much thanks to you, Janice. I wake up early each morning and look forward to your blog. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving. maybe, just maybe you can catch up on some sleep?
November 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Thanks Tony, as always!
November 22, 2012 at 6:05 am
Your blog always makes my day…..and this one is no exception. Happy Thanksgiving from a conservative Cubs fan from the home state of Squeezy the Pension Python!!
November 22, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Thanks, all hail diversity, glad I can make you smile. Cubs fans need all the smiles they can get.
November 22, 2012 at 7:49 am
Well said!
November 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm
thanks, Mark!
November 22, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 22, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Happy Thanksgiving to all our Southern neighbours. And most of all, thanks for taking Celine Dion off our turf.
November 23, 2012 at 9:17 am
And thanks to the boorish among us who although a joke out of their mouths is anything but funny but who always serve up a reason to laugh, mostly at them.
November 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Augie, indeed!
November 23, 2012 at 9:44 am
Happy Thanksgiving. Great blog as always. 🙂
November 27, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Thanks Berney, hope you had a great holiday.
November 23, 2012 at 11:25 am
Thanks to your blog I start each day with a smile.
November 27, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Alan Karp, thanks, this sort of comment keeps me writing.