“Jaws” dropping.
Richard D Zanuck, the producer of Jaws, has died at 77. Does that mean it’s now safe to go back into the water?
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And who will be the first to say at his funeral “I think we’re going to need a bigger coffin?”
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Mastercard, Visa and many U.S. banks have agreed to pay $7.3 billion to millions of merchants to end a seven-year dispute over credit card “swipe” fees. Wonder how long it will take for the credit card companies and banks to announce $8 billion in consumer fees to make up for it.
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Pitcher Mark Appel is returning to Stanford for his senior year, turning down the Pittsburgh Pirates. Since he still has Scott Boras for an agent wonder if Appel is learning a backup sport if he doesn’t like his potential contract or the teamthat drafts him in 2013.
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People in upstate New Jersey are flocking to a tree that some say now has the image of the Virgin Mary. Really? Come on people. We know the Virgin Mary does not appear on trees. She appears on toast.
(or as friends have pointed out, on grilled cheese.)
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So Prince Fielder won the Home Run Derby and Pablo Sandoval hit a three-run triple that broke open the All-Star game in the first. Not a good week in sports for Weight Watchers.
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Rielle Hunter has apparently ended her book tour after selling only 6,000 copies of her memoir “What Really Happened.” Wonder how many thousands of those books she bought herself with the money John Edwards gives her?
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All this talk about the U.S. Olympic uniforms being made in China. How about the fact that they make our athletes look like British flight attendants with French berets?
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Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints just agreed on a long-term deal. Finally. These negotiations lasted long than most of Brett Favre’s retirements.
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Regardless of what really happened (and when) Mitt Romney left his private equity firm, will this episode go down in history as him being “Swift-Bained?
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
July 14, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Mariners lead the league in losing home games in which they’ve held their opponent to 3 runs or less: 14.
So when Seattle’s 1st round draft choice, Mike Zunino, signed his contract at Safeco Field a couple of weeks ago, he was photographed kissing his girlfriend while they were standing on home plate…which makes him one of the very few Mariners to score at home this season.
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Felix Hernandez just tossed a 3-hit shut-out at Texas and the Mariners scored 7 friggin’ runs, at home. Guess that’s Felix’s way of telling Rangers’ skipper Ron Washington, who failed to pitch Hernandez in the All-star game 2 years in a row, KING ME!
July 15, 2012 at 12:14 pm
It was announced in New york that “Disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner” is talking up a run for NYC Mayor or perhaps running for “Public Advocate”. Didn’t he mean “Pubic Advocate”?