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Rick Santorum now said Sunday that Mitt Romney is “the worst Republican in the country to put up against Barack Obama.” Think the odds on Rick and Mitt being running mates are now officially worse than those of the Cubs winning the World Series.
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A Miss Vancouver finalist hoping to become Miss Universe was disqualified after it was discovered she had been born a boy. Officials say that the rules require a “naturally born female.” This might be the first time “natural” and Miss Universe have been used in the same sentence.
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In a spring training outing today, Barry Zito gave up hits to nine of the 18 hitters he faced in 2 1/3 innings. Yep, it’s only March and Zito looks to be in mid-season form.
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File this under “Irony.” Florida governor Rick Scott, responding to a question about George Zimmerman now fearing for his own safety: Scott stated that there has been no formal request to provide protection, but that “if he feels unsafe, then we’ll make sure nothing happens to him.”
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Tiger Woods got his first PGA tour victory since 2009. And CBS and Masters executives are Tebowing.
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An interactive thought from T.C. “It’s been over 2 years since Tiger ended up on top after a PGA tour event. (Insert punchline here.)
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A new poll shows half of GOP voters wish someone else were running for president. Shocking. 50 percent are actually happy with the choices?
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Even Oregon football players are saying the Baylor basketball uniforms are ugly.
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After two anti-Tebow tweets, New York Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie now says Tim can help after all. Did he get a message from God, or Jets management?
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Economic stimuli come in all kinds of strange ways.This week has been great for the sales of Etch A Sketch’s and hoodies.
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The Texas Rangers are selling a two-foot long, one-pound hot dog for $26. Isn’t that the regular price for a hot dog at Yankee Stadium?
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Rick Santorum won Louisiana by over 22 points. Does this mean Mitt Romney is thinking, “Darn, I should have had a beignet?
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Overheard at airport, the new name for the merged United-Continental. “Con U.”
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The Supreme Court will hear arguments on Obamacare this week. Got to love it – the fate of the healthcare bill decided by nine men and women who have jobs and benefits for life.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
March 26, 2012 at 8:23 am
“Tiger Woods got his first PGA tour victory since 2009. And CBS and Masters executives are Tebowing.”
And strippers around the world cheered in unison. Maybe becasue the hole wasn’t moving that he had a hard time putting it in.
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