Left Coast Sports Babe

Christmas question – if you are against anyone saying Merry Christmas doesn’t that mean you shouldn’t be allowed to shop at after-Christmas sales?

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Memo from Jesus to Tim Tebow. Sorry dude, got caught up in pre-birthday celebrations.

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Sarah Palin complained that the Obama’s Christmas card just featured their dog Bo. In a bi-partisan spirit some Americans claimed that getting his daughters their dog was the only campaign promise President Obama kept.

A few Christmas gift ideas.

For Rick Perry – a calculator, or if that’s too complicated – an abacus.

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For all those Defense of Marriage types – some celebrity marriages worth defending.

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For Columbus, Ohio, police, extra handcuffs. Since the Buckeyes new coach, Urban Meyer, had 31 players arrested in his six years at Florida. (And many other incidents that didn’t result in arrests.

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Another bipartisan thought –

A trip to see the wizard.

So Romney can get a heart,

Perry and Bachmann can each get a brain.

And President Obama can get some courage.

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Thought to anyone celebrating Christmas somewhere warm:

Speedos, they’re a privilege not a right.

(or “Bikinis, they’re a privilege not a right.)

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