Left Coast Sports Babe

A London ice cream parlor has started selling scoops made from frozen human breast milk. As far as sizes, presumably the ice cream will be available in A,B, C and D cups.

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Newt Gingrich was questioned by a college student about how he could run on a moral values platform when he’s had at least a few affairs and divorces. And Newt basically responded that “it’s not about my past.” Is he running for President or Home Run King?

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Although speaking of Newt’s future,  if his pattern of chasing younger women continues, will he be the first President to call for his own impeachment?

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Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris have set a date for their nuptials – June 18. But many Americans still think of it as a May wedding. As in, Hef MAY make it to the wedding.

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A new study has found that women seemed to have a lower risk of heart attack and death if they had hot flashes at the start of menopause, compared to women who never had them at all. No word on what the risk was for their husbands who ignored these hot flashes.

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Lindsay Lohan showed up for her felony grand theft hearing yesterday in a shirt cut almost down to her waist. Looks like she’s still showing the fine judgment that got her into this situation in the first place.

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Christine O’Donnell says she has been approached by Dancing With the Stars, but will probably turn it down. Apparently they don’t allow props – even brooms.

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How quickly things have changed in the NBA. Baron Davis was traded from the Clippers to the Cavaliers. Who’d a thunk last year that would be a downhill move?

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What’s wrong with the NBA?   All these trades and rumors….and how many teams have a chance to actually win the championship this year?  Realistically?  Four. The Spurs, Lakers, Celtics and Heat. So much for competition.

You know it’s bad when the people most defending the NBA model are the New York Yankees.

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