“Mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys.”
At least not in Dallas these days.
It’s late October, and the SF Giants and Texas Rangers prepare to meet up in the World Series. After NFL week seven, the SF 49ers and Dallas Cowboys have something in common too – one win each.
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What makes Cowboys fans madder? The fact that Romo hasn’t been that effective and is now out for the season. Or the fact that there is really no way they can blame this one on Jessica Simpson.
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Bad officiating may have cost both the Miami Dolphins and Minnesota Vikings wins last weekend. Who do these refs think they are – MLB umpires?
(Actually on a serious note, for fans of instant replay, both mistakes, one on a disputed fumble that the Dolphins appeared to have recovered, and the other on a touchdown the Vikings receiver appeared to have caught, WERE reviewed and were still probably called wrongly. )
Since Benjie Molina played two months with the San Francisco Giants before he was traded to the Texas Rangers, he gets a ring no matter who wins.
Speaking of which, have heard Brett Favre just made another call, to Kobe Bryant for the name of his jeweler.
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Question of the day. If most sports fans agree that “good pitching beats good hitting,” why is everyone so shocked that the Phillies batted .216 in the NLCS?
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A-Rod was apparently been partying with Lebron James down in Miami. Well, makes sense they should be palling around – the Yankees are out and the Heat are playing preseason games. Hard to tell which of them has been more irrelevant this month.
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An article in the Wall Street Journal says that Giants ace Tim Lincecum looks like he is 14 years old. Not true. Lincecum looks like he is 16 at least. Now, catcher Buster Posey, he looks like he is 12.
Only 5 out of 27 picked the Rangers to beat the Rays. However, one of them picked the Rangers not only to win the ALCS but, and believe it or not, picked them to win the WS as well. That person was Amy Nelson. She is either
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About one week before the election. And is anyone else about at the point of saying “I don’t care what party you are from or what cause you are for, if you ‘robocall’ me I am going to vote against you?
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Meg Whitman is warning of dire economic consequences should Californians elect Jerry Brown. Well, there will be one consequence for sure – the state’s media businesses losing over $100 million a year from Meg’s self-funded campaign.
Meg Whitman begins her new ad: “I know many of you see this election as an unhappy choice between a longtime politician with no plan for the future and a billionaire with no government experience,”
And in Nevada with Sharron Angle running against Harry Reid, a lot of folks say to California “we’ll trade you.”
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commie pinko time below.
Carly Fiorina is running a television ad saying “I’m prepared to oppose my party when it’s wrong ad.”
On October 11, 2002, the Senate voted 77-23 to authorize President Bush to attack Iraq. One of those 23 was Barbara Boxer.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
October 26, 2010 at 9:19 am
Breaking News – Paul the Octopus is dead. Baseball bettors everywhere are devastated. He left without a prediction for the WS. On a personal note, I had him working on this week’s winning lotto numbers. 8-(
Londoners complaining about this year’s NFL matchup at Wembley shouldn’t bitch too much. They could have had Carolina vs Buffalo. On 2nd thought, no, that might be a marquee matchup for the #1 draft pick. (or Dal vs Det, now there’s a Thanksgiving matchup that fortunately won’t occur)
October 26, 2010 at 11:24 am
So the NY Knicks have signed a marketing deal with 1800 Silver Tequila.
Understandable, since the way they play they can drive you to drink.
Hey the way they play these are gonna be the best shots in Madison Square Garden all season
October 26, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Re Cliff Lee’s wife reportedly being spit on, had beer thrown on her and had to endure obscene language in Yankee Stadium, could be worse – if they’d have been playing in Philly she also might have been thrown up on….
October 26, 2010 at 5:34 pm
She could handle Philly fans, don’t forget, he’s a Chucker.
October 26, 2010 at 2:13 pm
i tried sending you a pic of cliff lee and family. His wife looks like she is 15, tops. Ya know, when he says he wants to pitch somewhere with good schools, he aint just talking for his kids
October 26, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Just realized NBA starts today. also know as “If you can’t stand the heat, root for the celtics!”
October 26, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I can’t stand the heat – and I am rooting for the Celtics! LeBron had a curse put on him, didn’t u hear? Go Green!
October 26, 2010 at 7:44 pm
The citizens of Rhode Island have a chance to vote on a name change for their state, next week. A yes vote will change the official state name from Rhode Island and Providence Plantation to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Rhode Island and Providence.
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Hopefully, both Lincecum and Posey will be allowed to stay up after 10 during the World Series games played in Texas. (If the games played in SF extend beyond 10, I won’t make it!)