It could be worse…
Okay, as a Giants fan I am still mad about Friday night.
But how must it feel to be a Minnesota Twins fan? 12 playoff losses in a row. This team now folds faster than the winners at an Origami competition.
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Suppose there’s a silver lining for Vikings fans. Whatever happens with Favre Sunday, he’s unlikely to be the biggest embarrassment in town this week.
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Meanwhile at Candlestick Park, Michael Vick is unlikely to play for the Eagles against the 49ers due to his rib injury.
Many people think this is just as well, as Vick’s dogfighting past would be likely to get him a particularly nasty reception . San Francisco fans wouldn’t even support one of their own team if he were convicted of such crimes. Well, unless the player did something amazing afterwards – like lead the 49ers to a win.
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Apparently the University of Tennessee has renamed classroom 317 in the Communications building after former Volunteers QB Peyton Manning.
317 presumably being chosen because it’s the number of commercials Manning has made.
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Meanwhile at Southern Mississippi, the University is thinking of renaming a classroom after alum Brett Favre. Presumably in their archaeology department.
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At Stanford, the Cardinal knocked off USC 37-35 with a last second field goal,. The Trojans had taken the lead with a touchdown with 1:08 left , instead of running down the clock. Which means tonight, amongst other things, SC stands for Stupid Clock management.
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New t-shirt at Stanford – USC – University of Sanctioned Cheaters.
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So it’s hard to know for sure from the tape whether it really was Jerry Brown or his aide who really referred to Meg Whitman as a “whore.”
A tacky conversation to be sure. But realistically, is there anyone who has followed Brown’s career who is shocked by the idea that the once and potential future governor would swear in private?
In the meantime, Whitman’s latest commercial has her sayings some people say California can’t be governed, and “I say baloney.”
For that matter, does anyone believe that Meg would actually use the word “baloney?”
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Meanwhile, with rumors swirling about her interest in running for President in 2012, Politico.com reported Sarah Palin told a small group of Republicans at a private dinner in Florida that “critics also said Ronald Reagan couldn’t win in 1980.”
If this is going to be her line, wonder how long it will take some Republican to respond “I knew Ronald Reagan, Ronald Reagan was a friend of mine, Sarah, you’re no Ronald Reagan.”
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