The real criteria for being a BCS conference…?
It’s beginning to look like…do you have bribe-worthy players?
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Alabama coach Nick Saban is plenty upset about all the recent stories of NCAA investigations due to behavior by sports agents. In fact, he questioned during SEC media days, that how were some of these agents “any better than a pimp?”
Saban’s comments immediately drew fire, from insulted pimps.
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So USC is returning their copy of Reggie Bush’s Heisman trophy, but not their copy of O.J. Simpson’s trophy. Apparently killing two people pales in comparison to the far greater crime of getting the Trojans put on probation.
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Tiger Woods’ endorsements are apparently down about $22 million this year. So okay, to be real, most advertisements are really selling sex, or the lure of having sex. But apparently there can be too much of a good thing?
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Final Jeopardy question tonight.
Who is the only U.S. president who actually has degrees (not honorary degrees,) from both Harvard and Yale.)
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Sarah Palin likes to refer to many of her chosen November candidates as “Mama Grizzlies.” Is this the best idea? Don’t grizzlies go into hibernation and disappear around November?
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The latest potential Palin-Shakespeare colloboration? “Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well,, or at least I could see him regularly from my house.”
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Or perhaps on the Johnson-Palin family feud’ Two households, both alike in selling their dignity. In fair Wasilla where we lay our scene…”
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Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle has proposed phasing out Social Security and Medicare, reinstating Prohibition, and getting rid of fluoride in drinking water. She also says she believes she gains very little from conducting interviews with the “mainstream media.” Okay, on that I agree with her.
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After the Twilight Zone game on Tuesday night, Dodgers manager Joe Torre had to serve a one-game suspension Wednesday against the Giants. But I heard he left a nice new copy of the MLB rulebook in the dugout.
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An actual serious question (yes, once in a while, why not?) I know sometimes passengers need to move around. But after yet another incident where sudden, severe turbulence resulted in a number of injuries aboard a United Airlines plane, why does ANYONE still sit in their airline seat with their seatbelt off?
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And back to jokes. This was the third United flight that dropped suddenly due to turbulence since February. United Airlines denies rumors that they are in negotiations with Six Flags to charge passengers extra for future “Drop Zone” flight experiences.
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This joke inspired by one from my friend Jerry Perisho.
A independent state Assembly candidate in Wisconsin had her ballot statement rejected by elections officials as being too disgusting.
What, did she refer to herself as “still a Brett Favre fan?”
(Jerry’s joke, “Cheesehead” wasn’t bad enough?_ And for really curious readers, google the story, her five word statement was a stupid racial slur, and doesn’t bear repeating.)
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
July 22, 2010 at 7:41 am
was sharron angle a product of fluoridated drinking water?
July 22, 2010 at 11:35 am
Who is George W. Bush?
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I checked that woman in WI’s statement and the you tube videos. They should have allowed her statement, It’s a brief, to-the-point picture of who she is.
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In spite of Mike Garrett’s embarrassing departure as athletic director, USC will continue to display his Heisman Trophy. However, they’ll remove it from the 18″ pedastal that Mike set it on in 1993.