It keeps going, and going, and going…
By the time you read this, the Wimbledon match that would not end, may have ended. Or maybe not.
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The Wimbledon match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut is heading into its third day. And it will go down in history as one of the most seemingly endless events ever. The players may not get an invitation to meet President Obama, but they’ve already received an offer to chat with Joe Biden.
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John Isner and Nicholas Mahut had their 10 hour plus match at Wimbledon suspended Wednesday night due to darkness, with the fifth set tied 59-59. (No, that’s not a typo.) Whoever wins, they both should be looking at serious endorsement contracts with Energizer.
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As the longest match in Wimbledon history went over 100 games in the fifth set, many occasional tennis fans had one question – “At what point do they go to penalty kicks?”
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Stephen Strasburg made his fourth start today for the Washington Nationals against the Kansas City Royals. Following starts against the Pirates, Indians and White Sox. So he should be about ready to start facing some major league hitting.
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Prince Albert of Monaco has finally announced his engagement to a Olympic swimmer. Many of his subjects are shocked, not only is he finally getting married, he’s marrying a woman.
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Former President Clinton is in South Africa lobbying to try to bring the 2018 World Cup to the U.S. If he really wants to increase our country’s bid chances, just make a two word promise: “No Vuvuzelas!”
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The U.S. advanced in the World Cup with a goal in stoppage time. “This is fantastic” said most Americans – “What’s stoppage time?”
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U.S. sports talk radio is amazing. Two ties and a 1-0 win have somehow turned into world domination.
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The San Jose Sharks decided not to offer goalie Evgenie Nabokov a contract for next season. Maybe Nabokov should consider signing with the Maple Leafs. It would be one way to avoid playoff stress and pressure.
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Well, we’ve finally found something big enough to cover the BP oil leak – General Stanley McChrystal’s mouth.
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from Bill Littlejohn: “On Thursday, Queen Elizabeth II is due to make her first Wimbledon appearance in over 30 years.The last time she was there, she threw out the first ball that started the match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut”
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and from Marc Ragovin:
So fans thronged the streets of Los Angeles earlier this week, as the Lakers celebrated their 16th NBA championship. Not to be outdone, some Clippers fans gathered at a local Bob’s Big Boy to reminisce about the team’s really crisp shootaround on February 18.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
June 24, 2010 at 9:02 am
Match is over 70-68 Isner over Mahut. talk about Endless Love. Historians please note: QE II was the reigning monarch at the start of this match, not QE I. A few more sets and the monarchy may have transitioned to King Charles III. Does this mean that Mahut can have sex now? Looks like the Italian team can, or maybe they did already. That would explain loss to Slovakia. English coach may have something, the fans are horny (vuvuzelas), why not the players?
June 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm
What does John Isner, Nicolas Mahu, the BP oil spill, and the Energizer Bunny all have in common?
They just keep going and going and going.
June 24, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Why the fascination with vuvuzelas? Americans are acting like they are UFOs, when they’ve actually been around America since at least the 70s. We just don’t use them in overwhelming numbers–and we don’t give them names that sound like parts of female anatomy.
June 24, 2010 at 6:49 pm
forgive me for being a bit off crude (not my usual style)
After the daughter of Yankees manager Joe Girardi got braces, he kept his promise to her by also getting a pair so they could share this traumatic experience. Geez, what is he gonna do when she has her first [period] [menstrual cycle for the dainty amongst us]
June 25, 2010 at 12:04 am
Back at ya… was growing boobs (for want of a better word) to share the experience with his daughter Tony Lasorda’s excuse for eating all that lasagna?