Left Coast Sports Babe

On Wednesday, the U.S. picked up a belated bronze medal at the 2000 Olympic games, when the IOC stripped China of a bronze medal in the women’s team gymnastic event. Apparently after an investigation they found one of the Chinese girls was underage. “I’m shocked” said absolutely nobody.

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A Delta flight from Paris to Atlanta was diverted to Bangor when a passenger claimed he had a bomb on board. Turns out it was all a misunderstanding, he was just talking about his new DVD copy of “All About Steve.”
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With the new Dallas Football Classic and the Pinstripe Bowl, 70 of 120 D1 NCAA football teams will be able to play in bowl games. What a relief for all those 5-7 teams who just missed postseason competition.

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Shocking evening in the NHL tonight. A top-seeded team went home after the first round. And it wasn’t the San Jose Sharks.

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The Braves have lost eight in a row, the Hawks are on the brink of elimination. Last time Atlanta had a week this bad, General Sherman was involved.

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Another wrinkle in the immigration debate. Many people in Washington D.C. are now wondering if Canadiens can be added to the deportation list. Retroactively.

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So Charlie Crist, who has been a pretty decent and popular Republican governor of Florida, has now announced he will run for the U.S. Senate as an independent because he is trailing so badly in the Republican primary. Crist’s “crime” – he hasn’t been anti-Obama enough

Just think, these days Will Rogers could have been a Republican.

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An anonymous line passed on by Ray Di Fazio. Earl Woods’ last words to his son Tiger “Focus on golf. F**k everything else.”

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The NFL Players Association has stated that interviews with potential players need to be professional and not “cross a line.” What’s the line? Not sure, but I’m pretty sure that asking “Was your mother a prostitute” is beyond it.

(tacky time)

Actually, the nonprofessional but completely apropos response that Dez Bryant could have made was “Why, do you think your father might have been her client?” (Or since we are going that low – Why, does your mother think she recognizes her as an ex-coworker?”)

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And baseball rant.

Three things that San Francisco Giants fans want: 1. Buster Posey. 2. A real leftfielder. 3. Bruce Bochy to keep his &#*$!@%# hands OFF starting pitchers in the 9th inning.

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