Left Coast Sports Babe

Canadians are still reeling from their hockey loss. And many vow their country will get revenge by someday soon by beating us at America’s real national sport. Just as soon as they can first crown a Canadian champion in hot dog eating.

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Isnt beating Canada in hockey like beating a team from Los Angeles in plastic surgery?

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Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir won Canada’s first ice dancing gold medal Monday night. Canadians are thrilled, but wonder…can either of them play goalie?

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After the USA win over Canada, many Americans now refer to themselves as hockey fans. When then asked who they are rooting for to win the Stanley Cup, the number one response. – what’s the Stanley Cup?

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Olympic gold medal figure skater Evan Lysacek has now stated publicly he is dating a fellow Olympic gold medalist — gymnast Nastia Liukin. This is really surprising. A male figure skater is dating a woman?

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Okay, okay, so the U.S. beat Canada 5-3 in ice hockey. But while Canadians may be upset about this for a while, in a week Americans will forget about it and go back to focusing on games they really care about, like Farmville

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After some serious efforts by her fans, including a Facebook group, Betty White may now actually host Saturday Night Live. But she IS old. How old? Betty remembers when SNL was actually funny

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On Monday night in prime time ABC featured “the Bachelor,” NBC featured Olympic ice dancing, and Fox featured Jack Bauer torturing terrorists by showing them “the Bachelor” and ice dancing.

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Commie pinko time.

Dick Cheney is resting comfortably after his “umpeenth” heart medical issue. When he is released from the hospital, however, the former Vice President has a great opportunity to advance the Republican cause of keeping government out of health care reform.

As an educated man he should be able to resign his government health insurance and prove at this point he can find a better plan on the open market.

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