A politician’s best friend?

A teenager was turned away from a flight to South America in Miami because his golden retriever had chewed up his passport, making it unreadable.

Which means had Mark Sanford only had a dog, he might still be a legitimate presidential candidate for 2012

Daniel Radliffe, the 19-year-old star of “Harry Potter”, says he prefers dating older women, because they are less work. Not to mention that dating “women” younger than him is generally at least a misdemeanor.

Yao Ming has a serious foot injury that could mean the end of his NBA career. Besides being a star player, Yao actually has done his part for global warming. By assuring that instead of being shipped thousands of miles, many more NBA souvenirs have been sold in their country of origin.

Bernie Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison. Which is appropriate, it’s over 1000 in dog years.

Rudy Giuliani says he is thinking of running for Governor of New York. Well, with three wives, who has more experience with family values?

New bumper sticker in South Carolina?

“It’s 10pm, do you know where your governor is?”

And when Sanford finally leaves office, whether by resignation or term limit, will the band play “Happy Trails?”

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