Long speeches, short marriages.
President Obama gave the longest speech of his presidency today to the AMA. 56 minutes. Or as Joe Biden calls that, “introductory remarks.”
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The San Francisco Giants have been struggling this season to score runs. One potential fix. Trade Jonathan Sanchez to another National League West team.
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The Red Sox beat the Florida Marlins 6-1 today in the 500th straight sellout at Fenway Park. Said many of the Marlin players in post-game interviews – “What’s a sellout?”
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Billy and Katie Lee Joel are separating after five years of marriage. Apparently the relationship ran into trouble when Katie Lee went through puberty..
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Kate Moore, age 15, from Iowa, won the National Texting Championship. No word on who won the over 18 Senior Division.
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The Lakers drew thousands to their celebration of the team’s 15th NBA title. Not to be outdone, the Clippers promise their fans a celebration next year if and when the team gets their 15th win.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
June 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm
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