Economic stimulus?
With all the ideas being floated around. Has President Obama considered invading another country, losing, and then having them rebuild us?.
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In a new reality show, world-famous golf instructor Hank Haney will try to help Charles Barkley with his famously awful golf swing. For a more productive sequel, how about Rick Barry trying to help Shaq with free throws?
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AIG is asking for another bailout from government TARP (Troubled Assets Recovery Program.) Was this really the right name? Isn’t a tarp what police put over a corpse?
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US Air says now they will stop charging for coffee, water, and soft drinks on board their planes. There will, however, be a nomimal charge for cups.
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Defense secretary Robert Gates said Sunday that he thought “probably President Obama is somewhat more analytical than President Bush.”
(Does this really need a punchline? What was his first clue?)
With all due respect, that Portoguese Water Dog the Obama girls are getting might be somewhat more analytical than Bush.
President Bush wasn’t offended by the comment, though he might be when Laura tells him what “analytical” means.
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The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors is scheduled to issue a proclamation making the first week in March No Cussing Week.
With exemptions, I assume, for Clippers fans and anyone with the Dodgers involved with the Manny Ramirez negotiations..
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To be heard around the water cooler Monday: Say, with Tiger out did you hear who won the match play tournament this weekend? Yeah, me neither.
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