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T.O’s reality show…

May 13, 2009

Terrell Owens has begun filming for his upcoming reality show.  This may mark the first time that “T.O” and reality have been used in the same sentence.

No word on what the show will be named.  Since Owens hopes to lead the Buffalo Bills to the playoffs, the show could start off as the “Amazing Race,” until Terrell starts referring to quarterback Trent Owens as “American Idle.”

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This may only make sense to “24” watchers.  But Monday night’s episode was about as likely to make people want daughters as, say, “King Lear.”

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And this will only make sense to NHL fans.

NASA has sent a mission up to fix the aging Hubble telescope.  How old is the Hubble?  It has pictures of the last Canadian Stanley Cup Champions..

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Just a thought.  Elizabeth Edwards says she was naive.  In related news Bud Selig is hailing the suspension of Manny Ramirez as proof that major league  baseball is really running a clean program with good enforcement standards in place.

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From all indications, the baseball testing program is so weak that failing a drug test is analogous to losing a spelling bee, to George W. Bush.

 

Speaking of performance enhancing…

Miss California, Carrie Prejean,  wll keep her crown, thanks to a decision by Donald Trump. Tuesday she called a news conference to thank her fans, who have “confided in me that they have found hope and inspiration in my story.” 

Yeah,  nothing says inspirational like posing topless at 17 and having breast implants at 21.  Who are these fans — the managers and customers of  Hooters?

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Not good enough for an Arizona State degree?

April 10, 2009

Most universities apparently give their commencement speakers honorary degrees,  not Arizona State University, however, which is not bestowing one upon their commencement speaking, President Barack Obama. Apparently he has not accomplished enough yet.  (A university spokesman said “his body of work is yet to come.”)

Right, the same ASU caught 15 years ago in a major basketball point shaving scanda, who usually is at or near the bottom of the Pac 10 for athlete graduation rates, and whose baseball team was placed under investigation last year for academic fraud and improper recruiting.  Good to see they have some standards.

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From my friend the great Alex Kaseberg:

This economy is tough. Nowadays the only thing Madonna can afford to adopt is a bitchy attitude.
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Apparently Kosher Coke (as in Coca Cola) is selling very well this Passover Season.   There isn’t a corresponding Kosher Diet Coke.  But what good would it be without calorie guilt?

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Terrell  Owens complained….  (Is that starting a sentence with a redundancy?)  Anyway,  Terrell Owens complained the he was being singled out for missing the Bills’ voluntary workouts.

 “That’s the thing, what I find so unfair about it is that I’m not the only guy out of 32 teams that didn’t show up,”

No, T.O, you aren’t. But you will be the only oneof them  complaing three weeks into the season that you aren’t getting the ball enough.

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President Obama hosted a Seder at the White House.  When asked about it,  former President George W. Bush said he didn’t remember a guy named “Asadir” but if he could help with the Mideast Peace Process he was all for it.

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This will be George W’s first Easter since 2000 where he didn’t spend it in the White House.  To make it up to him in Dallas , Laura and his daughters will roll him some eggs on their lawn.

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