Posted tagged ‘McDonalds Louvre jokes’

About that Louvre Pyramid…

October 4, 2009

McDonald’s is opening a branch at the Louvre. Yes, in Paris.

Guess that pyramid out front is not a food pyramid

Rumor has it that many of the French are fried.

Will McDonald’s Louvre slogan be “McNifique?”


Some criticize Obama for flying to Copenhagen to lobby for the Olympics, but hey, it’s not like a few hours last week would have changed anything on healthcare. Now, trying to have a relationship discussion with a sports fan partner tonight in Minnesota or Wisconson…THAT would be stupid


Alex Rodriguez drove in seven runs in the Yankees regular season finale. Putting him on pace for an October total of eight.

Todd Palin has resigned his job. Most Americans are shocked. They didn’t realize he had one.


Great news in Cincinnati. The 3-1 Bengals have more wins than arrests.

Terrell Owens says he is in a “no-win” situation in Buffalo. Wonder how long it is until T.O. realizes he IS a no-win situation.


The Washington Redskins’ first three opponents in October. The Buccaneers, the Panthers and the Chiefs, currently with ZERO wins between them. A schedule like that might not even get you BCS consideration.


Even Boise State is saying “Way to schedule those creampuffs.”

Headline? “New Orleans Saints turn high-flying Jets into Jets Blue.”


Was trying to come up with a punchline on this one, think my buddy Jim Barach has the “topper.”

A book says that Ted Williams’ frozen head was abused at the cryogenics lab where it was stored. Apparently the technicians went so far as to put a frozen Yankees hat on it.