Posted tagged ‘Edwards baby jokes’

When will they ever learn…

August 13, 2009

The latest “family values” celebrity hoist by his own, well petard equivalent, is Rick Pitino.

The media reports refer to him as a “married father of five.” But okay, since he has already admitted to at least one incident of unprotected sex in a restaurant with a woman he had just met…. Well, maybe that “five” number is a little conservative.


Dick Cheney now says that he was “frustrated” with George W. Bush.

Well, so much for all those who say our former V.P. is out of touch with the country?


The IOC rejected baseball’s application to return as an Olympic sport. Which means that fans of amateur baseball will just have to settle for the Pirates and Nationals.

John Edwards will apparently admit he is the father of his ex-mistress’s baby. Should we be surprised? He was late in deciding to pull out of Iraq too.


Bad news for John Edwards. First, the paternity test shows his girlfriend’s baby is his daughter. Second, that means another family member who could grow up prettier than he is.