Left Coast Sports Babe

TNT announcer referred to it as a “pivotal game seven.”

Is there any other kind?

John Edwards has endorsed Big Brown in the Preakness.

So SF Giants managing partner Peter McGowan, 66, will retire at the end of this season.  What’s he going to do next, join John McCain‘s campaign as youth coordinator?

Tampa Bay Rays payroll $43 million.

New York Yankees payroll $209 million.

The Rays in first place and the Yankees in last – Priceless!

At the moment, Hillary’s strongest support comes from lower income workers, people who like the Clinton name, and voters who chose her when she was the only name on the ballot.

Maybe she should have run instead for president of  Cuba.

Now Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Eric Gagne, who took himself out of the closer’s role a just few days ago, has announced that he wants to start closing games again. 

Even Brett Favre is saying, “Dude, make up your mind.”

So former Phoenix Suns coach Mike D’Antoni has now taken on the job of coaching the New York Knicks.   Accordingly, this whole post is devoted to him.

Wonder if Mike D’Antoni took the Knicks job to guarantee he is going to never have another playoff loss again.

 
Mike D’Antoni said today he has looked at the Knicks roster “and that’s the roster I’m going to win with.”

Forget coaching basketball.  Is the man auditioning to manage Hillary Clinton’s campaign?

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Mike D’Antoni said today he has looked at the Knicks roster “and that’s the roster I’m going to win with.”

Guess it’s not just NBA players who are smoking a little something.

There have been two fatal shark-bite attacks off the Pacific Coast this spring,  prompting officials to try to figure ways to get rid of the sharks in a hurry.

The easiest way – put a sign on the beach saying “Playoff time.”

(okay, for anyone who is thinking “huh?”  It’s a hockey joke.  Have to have one from time to time)

Jenna and her new husband plan to honeymoon in Europe.  And after the wedding the newlyweds slipped away quietly.  Good to know SOME member of the family had an exit strategy.

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And in many ways it was a typical Republican wedding.  Jenna’s mother Laura cried because she was losing a daughter, her father cried because he was losing a tax deduction.

More suggestions for Hillary Clinton t-shirts for the design contest.

“I donated $4600 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

“White chicks rule”

“My home state is Illinois (crossed out)

Arkansas (xed out too.)

New York (ditto)

Pennsylvania (big red x)

Where do you want it to be?

I am not making this up.

On Hillary Clinton’s website there is a contest for supporters to design a t-shirt that can be sold in her official campaign online store.

Other than the obvious “My other t-shirt is a pantsuit” may I suggest:

“I ran for the presidency and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

Or based on his performance in South Carolina, when she is onstage with Bill Clinton –  “I’m with stupid?”

Apparently Jenna Bush’s wedding was lovely and of course the happy couple received many nice gifts.  The most extravagant came from Vice President Dick Cheney, who gave them a week’s supply of gas.

John McCain is so old he can remember when he was a maverick.

UPS just announced they have signed a marketing agreement with the owners of Big Brown, the impressive Kentucky Derby winner.

Is this really a great idea before the Preakness and Belmont?  UPS generally doesn’t deliver on Saturdays.

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And at this point will Hillary replace her campaign song with the Boz Scaggs classic “It’s Over?”

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Or Hall and Oates’ “She’s gone.”

For all non-Hall and Oates fans, the first verse is particularly worth quoting:

“Everybody’s high on consolation
Everybody’s trying to tell me
What is right for me, yeah
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it’s up to me, ooooh what will be.”
 

For all those Americans who are weary of this long drawn-out Democratic primary.

 Cheer up, there’s only a little more than a MONTH left in the NBA playoffs.

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And Papa John’s Pizza offered 23 cent pizzas today in  the Cleveland area as an apology to fans after one of their Washington area franchises printed up t-shirts calling #23 Lebron James a “crybaby.”

Oil companies in Texas have a different strategy.  If anyone calls #11 Yao Ming a crybaby, they will raise the price of gas to $11 a gallon.

At this point in the Democratic primary, Hillary Clinton has almost no mathematical chance for the nomination, and almost no time left to catch up anyway.  Yet she still insists she will win.

Yep, guess she really did grow up a Cubs fan.

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Actually Hillary Clinton is running a strangely apt campaign considering her vote to go to war in Iraq….. No Exit Strategy

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Though, okay, hands up for both people who a year ago figured that Hillary basically would be out of it, and the New Orleans Hornets still are alive with a  good chance to win it all.

Why I love AMERICA, by Hillary Clinton.    Apologies to Letterman’s 10 top ten list.

A – is for Arkansas.  I won Arkansas. They love me in Arkansas.

M – is for Michigan.  I won Michigan.  I would have won it even if I wasn’t the only name on the ballot.  They really do love me.

E – is for Every Other State I won.  There are so many  of them.  They love me too.

R -is for Rhode Island.   Who says I only care  about  big states? I love cute little states, well, except Delaware.

 I -is for Illinois.  My home state. I won  Illinois…no, wait a minute.  Illinois is full of Judases.  Indiana is the real Illinois.  They love me.   I love them too, at least pending returns on Tuesday.

 C – is for California.  I am the Golden Girl in  the  Golden State.  Even if a lot of them voted for poor John Edwards who wasn’t even running by the time  the election happened.  They WOULD have voted for me.

A – is for Arkansas- – Did I mention I won Arkansas?

So the NHL game between the San Jose Sharks and Dallas Stars finally ended at 130a Central Time when the Stars scored in the fourth overtime to win 2-1.

Good thing too, the NHL was about to turn it over to their superdelegates.

While campaigning in North Carolina and Indiana, Hillary Clinton denied that her support of a gas tax holiday was political pandering.  She also said it was just because of her love of the game that she is also supporting a bill to make Basketball the national sport.

Written during overtime number 4.

So when did this hockey game become the Democratic primary?

Presidential candidate John McCain has been taking some heat because of comments he made that implied the Iraq war was for oil.  He has tried to step away from those comments, at first saying that he was talking about the first Gulf War.  Now apparently he is saying he was confused by his memories of the Spanish-American war.

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So in this television season that was interrupted by the writer’s strike,  Sunday night will be the season finale of “Cold Case.”

Of course, the same thing could happen Tuesday if  Hillary loses Indiana and North Carolina.

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And Tampa Bay is off to their best baseball season ever after droppng the Devil from their name.

Does this mean for starters that Toronto, starting off May in the cellar,  could soon be known simply as the Jays?

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The most exciting two minutes in sports?

So what are the dullest two minutes in sports?  A few suggestions.

The last two minutes of an NBA where one team has a 15 point lead but the other team fouls nonstop, just in case?

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The two minutes a manager talks to his pitcher on the mound, after that pitcher has suddenly given up a couple hits and a home run in about seven pitches, and the reliever hasn’t had time to warm up yet.

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The two minutes after the two minute warning in the NFL, when one team is leading by three touchdowns.

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Bengie Molina running to first base?  Or Nomar Garciaparra getting ready in the batter’s box?

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Hillary Clinton says she has instructed her daughter Chelsea to go to Churchill Downs and place a bet on Eight Belles, the only filly in the race.  

So it might be a sign for Hillary if Eight Belles wins.  But what if the winner is Big Brown, Visionaire or Cool Coal Man?