Left Coast Sports Babe

The Texas Rangers have decided to allow a full stadium at their home opener after Governor Greg Abbott basically lifted all restrictions, including mask mandates.

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Good thing opening day is APRIL 5. Because March Madness is already taken.

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Dallas Cowboys QB Dak Prescott, who just signed a $226 million contract including four years and a signing bonus, is rehabbing his right ankle, but thinking about next year’s Super Bowl “That’s my plan, get a parade in Dallas.”

Next year? Anyone checked Dak for concussions?

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The NCAA says March Madness Tournament basketball teams will need a minimum of FIVE healthy players on their roster.

Uh, so if does this mean if someone fouls out do teams play four on five like they did in youth leagues sometimes?

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RIP Lou Ottens, 94, inventor of the audio cassette tape. How many people get to invent something that became so ubiquitous, and still live long enough to see it become completely obsolete?

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Mitch McConnell says “we’re going to have a boom” but it will have nothing to do with COVID-19 relief bill. Translation, Mitch knows bill will hugely help our American recovery, but he’s going to pretend it would have happened anyway to avoid giving Democrats & Biden credit.

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I’m so old I remember Oct. 22, 2020, when the Former Guy during Presidential debate stated if Biden was elected “the stock market will crash.”

March 9, 2021 – The Dow Jones Industrial Average was up today 464 points to close at a new all-time high of 32,297.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are making me remember that Peanuts comic strip with Lucy “If you can’t be right, be wrong at the top of your lungs.”

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The American Airlines CEO and President issued a joint memo praising COVID-19 relief bill. “If you see your local Congressional representative on a flight, be sure to thank her or him for their work this past year.”

Uh, what if you have a GOP rep who voted again it?

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Merrick Garland was confirmed 70-30 today (Yeah!)

The GOP Senators voting yes on Merrick Garland probably don’t think they have anything to worry about from his future investigations..

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This story has been making the news big time. Johnny Damon’s DUI arrest video has been released by police. But now the former Red Sox/Yankee says “I am being targeted for being Trump supporter.”

Better on “Rich white man who is lucky to be alive after driving with alleged .30 BAC has tantrum.”

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Meanwhile, listening to the Former Guy’s phone calls to Georgia on Maddow – They all start sounding like “Nice little state you have here, would be a shame if something happened to it.”

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Nancy Pelosi is the best cat herder of our time.

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Senate Minority Leader (I love writing that) McConnell complaining on current Capitol security – “It looks terrible to have beacon of our democracy surrounded by razor wire & National Guard troops.” Yeah, it does. You know what looked worse? The fatal insurrection on Jan. 6.

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