Oscar win – Book it.

As a white woman, perhaps I am not the best judge of Green Book. But if it was good enough for John Lewis…

(and to get Octavia Spencer as a producer…)

While we’re going after perfect historical accuracy, can I remind everyone that Von Trapp family left Austria by train to Italy?   Not Switzerland. And no climbing mountains was involved.

Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper tonight at the Oscars had more chemistry than we’ve seen live since Trump and Putin in Helsinki.

 

 

Meanwhile, Knicks beat the Spurs tonight in Madison Square Garden and avoided tying the record – 19 games – for consecutive home losses.   So was San Antonio trying to win an award for best portrayal of a lottery team?

At the beginning of the Oscars “Who is Kris Allen?”  The answer to the Jeopardy trivia answer on everyone’s mind “He actually beat Adam Lambert on American Idol.”

Oscars prove once again that no matter how much money you have or how much is spent on you, it is still possible to get dressed without looking in a mirror.

 

While the ticket was sold in a small town in South Carolina, no one has yet claimed the $1.5 Mega Millions jackpot from last October. And you feel bad about what you accidentally washed in your pockets …

From AL.com “An off-duty Hoover police officer is under investigation after a dispute with his wife early Saturday resulted in a handgun being discharged, according to state authorities.”
Fixed it for them. “A cop shot his wife.”

So Amy Klobuchar might be a mean boss on occasion, and we probably don’t know yet how often that is.  But meanwhile Donald Trump demeans people in public, fires them by tweet, and claims that they’re all stupid liars afterwards. And SHE’s the one questioned about being Presidential?

How do you parody a parody?

“HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called “A Salute To America” and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!”

 

Next up, Trump might even try to declare the Fourth of July a holiday!

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