The Statue of Liberty
Is weeping.
But if only in 1885 we hadn’t let in Fredrich Trump from Bavaria.
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It’s not that there are shithole countries, it’s that we have an asshole President. Sincerely, USA.
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Pretty damn sure that immigrants from #Shitholecountries work harder every day than Trump’s children have ever worked in their lives.
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Has anyone told @realDonaldTrump that since January 2017, many nations around the world now consider USA a “shithole” country?
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Waiting for GOP to say after Trump’s verbal assault today that it’s “too soon” to talk about racism. But “thoughts and prayers.”
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Oh please oh please can someone ask @realDonaldTrump live and on camera if he is a Mensa member?
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Walmart has closed many Sam’s Club stores across the country with no notice. I missed the Trump tweet taking credit.
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In Britain, Marks and Spencer has been shamed into stopping Sales of “cauliflower steaks”- a single slice of cauliflower for about usd 4. Hope this doesn’t give Whole Foods ideas.
As someone who started with sports jokes, I would love to #sticktosports. If Trump would only stick to being a plausible human being.
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#Clippers last night gave #Warriors one of Golden State’s worst losses of the NBA pre-season.
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Chargers will play at Wembley in London in 2018. Where they will probably get as many home supporters in stadium as they do in Los Angeles.
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NFL investigating if Raiders violated the Rooney Rule of interviewing minorities in hiring Jon Gruden. More like they violated bigger unwritten rule – “Thou shall not ignore it so obviously.”
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