Keep on keeping on.
5-time Olympic gold-medal swimmer Dana Vollmer, 6 months pregnant, plans to race in 50-meter freestyle next month. Weaker sex my ass.
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Wonder if Vollmer might actually have an advantage – swimming in the carpool lane?
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Tiger Woods says he will not be ready to play in #TheMasters. A shame that Tiger doesn’t feel able even to play two rounds of golf.
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Just what college sports needs, another all #SEC championship. Seriously, congrats to #MississippiState, ending #UConn 111 game win streak in the NCAA Women’s Final Four.
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Probably more people had Gonzaga, South Carolina, Oregon and UNC in the men’s final four than had South Carolina vs Mississippi State in the women’s final.
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Apparently the entire coal mining industry in this country employs few workers than Arby’s. And moreover, as customers know, Arby’s is a more consistent source of cheap gas.
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Crayola is replacing Dandelion with a bluish color. So hey, can we say Trump is starting to turn America blue again? #NewCrayonColors
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Got it, investigations into Russia & election are “witch hunts.” Investigations into Hillary are still necessary & important. #sarcasm
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#Uniglo says they will leave the US if Trump insists on “Made in America” products. No more cheap cashmere sweaters? This is serious.
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Holland America will drop cruise ship port calls in Acapulco over fears of violence. But their ships will still stop in Los Angeles.
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Trump should REALLY be angry at the guy who got this whole #SenateIntelHearing started by accusing Obama of wiretapping.
If V.P Mike Pence feels it’s inappropriate to have dinner alone with a woman without his wife present fine. But really to avoid all appearances of impropriety why doesn’t he also eschew having dinner alone with other men?
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Condoleezza Rice met with Trump today in the White House, after reportedly meeting privately with Pence earlier. So presume due to the VP’s beliefs no food or drink was served?
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#FoxNews upset “private citizens” affiliated w/ Trump “wrongly unmasked…for political purposes.” Funny, I clearly missed their outrage over Valerie Plame.
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Pretty clear if Trump had social media during Watergate he’d be tweeting calls for prison time -for John Dean & “Deep Throat.”
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Jon Stewart would be proud. Trevor Noah on @TheDailyShow “Paul Ryan has turned into such a pussy it’s amazing Trump hasn’t grabbed him yet.”
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