The rest of our lives.

The Spurs won tonight against the Kings despite having three of their starters out. Had San Antonio only rested all five starters Sacramento might have had a chance.

Rutgers’ men’s basketball team just snapped a 32 game Big Ten losing streak. So Chris Christie can no longer take pride in being only the second most embarrassing thing in New Jersey.

 

Really? It’s a big deal for many media pundits because Ted Cruz scored a victory over Donald Trump in Maine? 8,550 to 6,070. Yes, that total is less than the number of people who bought tickets to today’s Cubs spring training game.

 

The Chicago Cubs drew 15,446 to a spring training game Friday. That would have been a good weekend series draw for the Expos.   (or a good midweek series for the #SFGiants at Candlestick.)

LSU freshman star Ben Simmons has “not been certified by the school” to be eligible for the John Wooden award given to the NCAA’s best men’s basketball player. So is Simmons starting a new trend – “one-half and done?

A 27-year-old man was arrested for allegedly having sex with a 16-year-old-girl in the lavatory of a Delta flight from Phoenix to Salt Lake City last week..Really? Who has time to even get up to go to the bathroom on a 500 mile flight?

Mike Ditka said that Barack Obama is the worst president ever. Ever?! Well, add another to the football list for CTE.

In an interview with a British newspaper, Mark Hamill, says that Luke Skywalker, “could be gay.” Clearly this is Obama’s fault.

Okay, how bad have things gotten when ‪#‎TedCruz‬ is seen as a less scary alternative? ‪#‎SuperSaturday‬

Apparently Caila Quinn, who was eliminated from the “Bachelor” after fantasy suite dates, will be the next “Bachelorette.” What’s really scary? There are probably more Americans paying close attention to that decision than they are about their primary vote for President.

 

Louis C.K just compared voting for Donald Trump to smoking crack. Great. Give millions more Americans seeking a cheap high a reason to vote for Trump.

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