Insult to injury?
Former Trojan football coach Steve Sarkisian, who insisted publicly that he didn’t think he had a drinking problem and didn’t need rehab, is now going to sue USC for $30 million for wrongful termination because they didn’t accommodate his “disability.”
And we wonder why many Americans hate lawyers..
Thinking maybe it isn’t such a bad thing that the #SFGiants missed out on a trade for Aroldis Chapman.
Forget whether or not the Philadelphia 76ers could beat say, Kentucky or Duke. Could they beat the Washington Generals?
The San Antonio Spurs, without Tim Duncan, beat Philadelphia 76ers 119 to 68. If the 76ers keep up at this pace, the NBA might want to consider a mercy rule.
Three college football bowl teams this year have 5-7 records. Does this make them honorary members of the NFC East?
Oops, a woman tried to get away from a hit and run where she hit TWO vehicles, but her car’s 911 Assist system, which automatically calls police after accidents, did its job and gave police details of where to find her. You guessed it, Florida. #cantfixstupid #thankgoodnessforsmartcars
A woman driver was arrested near the Holland Tunnel, allegedly so drunk that she didn’t realize she was in New Jersey. Although to be fair, a lot of sober people try to forget being in New Jersey.
I cannot imagine the horror of having a friend or relative killed in a mass shooting. But 14 Americans are killed in San Bernandino and many want to change our entire way of life. Nine African-Americans were killed in Charleston, and after a while we just shrugged. #alllivesmatter #toomuchhate
So Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have named their newborn son “Saint.” Is this part of some grand plan to keep daughter “North” from getting teased for having the strangest name in school?
Or is it just another step in Kanye and Kim’s drive to get full employment for child psychologists?
From my funny friend Alex Kaseberg “Jimmy Carter declares himself brain-cancer free. Such great news it almost makes up for there being another Kardashian.”