Seat belts on the clown car?

The U.S. will begin screening visa waiver passengers if they have had past travel to anywhere known as a “terrorist safe haven.” So to be safe based on recent history, will that include parts of the southern U.S, and really any state with loose gun laws?

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Donald Trump, who claimed that a number of African-American pastors were going to endorse him, now says that “Black Lives Matter” pressured them to drop their endorsement. Well, it’s better for the Donald than admitting either a- “I was lying,” or b -“I was smoking something.”

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More Trump -on Islam “There’s something nasty coming out of there.”

Another of those ‪#‎somestatementsdontevenneedapunchline‬ . But have at it friends and readers.  (use comments 🙂

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Ben Carson has visited the Syrian refugee camps in Jordan and pronounced them “quite nice.” Great, would he like to consider moving there?

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Carly Fiorina is claiming the Planned Parenthood shootings are being used to ‘demonize’ the pro-life movement. Uh, oh…..are we approaching round two of “demon sheep” commercials?

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900 women are actually running for office this year in Saudi Arabia. Wonder how long it will take authorities to find reasons to arrest 899 of them?

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So who figured the Carolina Panthers would be the last undefeated team in the NFL? Now all of you liars put your hands down.

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Kobe Bryant says he is retiring after this season. And a lot of Lakers fans are thinking, “why can’t you be like John Boehner and various politicians and step down immediately?

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#‎KobeBryant‬ says he’s retiring. Surprising many NBA fans who’ve watched him already stop playing professional basketball.

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If we could somehow figure out a way to combine sports gambling with ‪#‎CyberMonday‬ we could seriously explode the internet.

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The 3-7 Ravens on Monday Night Football against the 2-8 Browns. So I guess the NFL is complicit in the nationwide plot to have as many Americans spend as much as possible of Cyber Monday online shopping

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Amongst their “Cyber Monday” specials Sephora has a boxed collection of 12 different shades of lipstick. So, okay, I’m a girl and I have to wonder, what does one DO with 12 different shades of lipstick?

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One Comment on “Seat belts on the clown car?”

  1. Gary M's avatar Gary M Says:

    “Sephora has a boxed collection of 12 different shades of lipstick.”

    They didn’t have the resources to go with 50 shades of grey lipstick?

    The Stanford-ND game was the best I’ve seen this year. Lots of offense and drama!


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