Bear necessities

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Who needs guns. The Germans are arming bears.

So where are all the GOP governors and candidates demanding that we be kept safe from U.S. terrorists? ‪#‎Charleston‬ ‪#‎ColoradoSprings‬ ‪#‎howmanymore‬

 

I’m sure I am not the only one that has noticed this. But interesting that any time it’s a white male shooter in the U.S., a certain faction never dubs him a terrorist but instead refers to him as “mentally ill.”

The Golden State ‪#‎Warriors‬ are now 17-0. And they don’t play the ‪#‎Spurs‬ until January….

 

Iowa’s college football team is 12-0 but no one takes them seriously. Shame that can’t be said of Iowa’s caucuses.

Yasiel Puig was involved in a brawl in Miami, and reportedly shoved his sister. And MLB is reportedly looking into the situation under their domestic violence policy. Thinking right about now the Dodgers wouldn’t be too heartbroken if Puig were suspended?

If Jim Harbaugh could have pulled off a win today ‪#‎Michigan‬‘s state pants would have become khakis. ‪#‎OSUvsMich‬

Lakers’ coach Bryan Scott said of potentially benching Kobe Bryant. “That’s not an option whatsoever.” Because L.A.’s goal this year is to be able to draft the new Kobe Byrant?”

 

Apparently more than 18,000 people in Singapore have signed a petition calling for the cancellation of Adam Lambert’s New Year’s Eve concert, saying the openly gay singer does not represent values that align with Singapore, Right. Citizens of the city-state should spend their money on more wholesome things like Singapore’s informal red-light district.

 

Seriously, apparently people are upset because Reese’s Peanut Butter  Christmas Tree doesn’t look enough like a Christmas tree.

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Think these people should be sentenced only to drink from Starbucks’ blank red cups this Christmas season.  And oh yeah, to have to watch Caddyshack at least five times.

Cards Against Humanity came up with perhaps the most honest Black Friday deal. “Give $5, get nothing.” They claim “11,248 people gave us $5, and 1,199 people gave us more than $5 by filling out the form more than once. One enthusiastic fan gave us $100. In the end, we made a windfall profit of $71,145.” And they claim “we kept it all.”
Actually it appears as if they gave a good deal of the money to charity. But hey, think of all the money people saved by spending time giving small amounts to the Cards Against Humanity website, instead of shopping on sites with REAL expensive stuff.
 
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3 Comments on “Bear necessities”

  1. Billy Says:

    ….but instead of becoming Michigan’s State Pants, they were pulled down in front of 110,000 fans.

  2. Billy Says:

    Okay, last one I promise. Michigan is changing their mascot from the Wolverines to the Fighting Cicadas. (Locusts) They beat Ohio State once every 17 years,

  3. Peter Collum Says:

    At least they aren’t Gunni Bears.


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