Breaking bread?
In Israel, a cafe owner is offering 50% off to Jewish and Arab customers who eat at the same table. If this catches on maybe some brave restaurant owner in the U.S could do the same for Democrats and Republicans.
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No playoff baseball on TV tonight. So all Americans got to see what it’s like to be a fan without cable.
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Matt Harvey made $614,000 from the NY Mets this year while Jacob deGrom made $556.000. Together they almost equal the 2015 Mets’ salary of Bobby Bonilla – $1,193,000.
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Don Mattingly will not be back next year as manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers. “I am shocked” said nobody.
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It was a pretty painful loss for Michigan last week, but the #SF49ers did all they could tonight to put a smile back on Jim Harbaugh’s face.
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Just thinking when #NFL scheduled the #SF49ers and #Seahawks for #TNF they didn’t expect it would be a battle to get out of #NFCWest cellar
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So apparently Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have both signed a document asking that their divorce case be dismissed. Uh, just thinking, since Odom’s in a condition where he probably couldn’t legally even consent to sex, how could he make any decisions on his marriage?
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The state of Oregon is suing GNC saying they knowing spiked supposedly all-natural dietary supplements with synthetic drugs. And hundreds of athletes who’ve been caught for various PED’s are saying “See?”
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Your “wanna get away” moment: The Intercontinental Hotel Group printed cards for its elite frequent stay guests, with a special toll free number on the back. But they mistakenly printed 1-800 instead of their toll-free prefix 1-844. So callers to the number ended up with “America’s hottest” phone sex line. Oops.
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You know, between investigating Benghazi and Hillary’s emails, not to mention trying to repeal Obamacare and defund Planned Parenthood, it shouldn’t be surprising that the GOP-ledCongress can’t get anything done – they don’t have time for anything else.
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As the Republicans continue to go after Hillary for the deaths in Benghazi have to wonder, would they be giving her a bit more of a break if after the attack she had gotten Obama to invade Grenada?
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Benghazi committee chair Trey Gowdy when asked what new information they got from today’s 11 hour questioning of Hillary Clinton “In terms her testimony, I don’t know if she testified that differently today than she’s previously testified.”
Well, that’s certainly enough reason to convene another special committee.
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Donald Trump retweeted a tweet saying “Ben Carson is now leading in the polls in Iowa Too much Monsanto in the corn creates issues in the brain?” And of course Iowans were furious.
Now Trump tweeted “the young intern who accidentally did a Retweet apologizes.” Would that be the Donald’s excuse as President if he insults one of our allies?
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A study published in Current Biology found the louder the howler monkey, the smaller his testicles.
Does this really need a punchline?
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Finally, this bus-to-hell item from T.C. “Louisville University has been accused of using strippers and hookers in their recruiting process for their basketball team. Not to be outdone, up until last week, UNLV was toying with the idea of signing Lamar Odom as their basketball ambassador.”
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October 23, 2015 at 1:33 pm
China’s President has banned 88 million members of the Communist Party from participating in the sport of golf. It’s about time, everyone knows we can’t golf, cause we don’t know how to drive.