Mr. Wilson goes to Washington.
And maybe the President can’t solve the debt ceiling crisis, but he did do something amazing on Tuesday – got Brian Wilson to put on a suit Without cleats
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Los Angeles officials say they have a tentative agreement with AEG to build a new football stadium “Farmers Field,” near the convention center.
They hope to have the stadium built in time to lure a professional team in time for the 2016 NFL season. Or failing that the Raiders or Panthers.
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Listening to “the Bachelorette,” Ashley talk to the last two men jointly at the rose ceremony. She told them to focus on the relationships she has with them individually, instead of thinking about what’s going on with the other guy….. Thinking, hmm, is this what Mormons tell their wives?
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So the NFL lockout appears to be open and training camps will open later this week. What a relief for parole officers in Cincinnati, who will now know exactly where to find their Bengals’ “clients.”
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The U.S. Postal Service on Tuesday will release a list of 3,653 post offices that could be shut down. Wonder if they’ll post the list on Facebook and Twitter?
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Brett Favre’s agent says talk of his client attempting another NFL comeback is just “speculation.” Translation, no team has made Brett a definite offer yet.
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President Obama apparently stated when he met the Giants in the White House “I do fear the beard.” Maybe he’s hoping he can sic Brian Wilson on John Boehner.
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A new study found that women are more likely to send sexy text messages than men. Duh, texts are basically talking by typing. Women are likely to do ANYTHING involving words and talking more than men.
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Final details of the deal that ended the NFL lockout are not yet available. As in who gave who the final rose?
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The lateness of the NFL labor accord means that Jim Harbaugh is even more likely to have to stick with Alex Smith as 49ers QB this year. Which is good news for San Francisco fans who hope to see the team be able to draft Andrew Luck in 2012.
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This weekend the 7.5 percent tax on air travel temporarily expired during budget negotiations, so it should have been a price break for travelers. Except major carriers just hiked their fares to cover the difference for extra profit. Trickle-down economics? Right. Just means we all get trickled on.
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From Bill Littlejohn: Jay Cutler insists that he called off his wedding due to a torn MCL and that he did not quit on Kristin Cavallari”
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
July 26, 2011 at 5:29 am
The Texas Rangers broke an MLB record last night with 20 runs and a record high for the AL of 27 hits. Maybe the BC Lions of the CFL need to take note as they can’t score 27 points in a whole football game.
July 26, 2011 at 7:17 pm
The BC Lions need to join the NFL. Four downs + (bonus) they get to play the Detroit Leos.
July 26, 2011 at 5:37 am
I don’t claim to know much about U.S. politics but maybe President Obama should consult with Robert Kraft on how to end the debt ceiling crisis.
July 26, 2011 at 7:15 am
“A new study found that women are more likely to send sexy text messages than men. Duh, texts are basically talking by typing. Women are likely to do ANYTHING involving words and talking more than men.”
Yes, but if they could just make sense of the words and talking they do it would make our visuals more enjoyable.
July 26, 2011 at 10:48 am
Paging Thad McCotter, GOP Presidential candidate, Thaddeus McCotter: white courtesy telephone, United Airlines. Hmm, I guess his dreams were his ticket out.