Left Coast Sports Babe

And happy Father’s day to my dad.  From who I inherited a rather twisted sense of humor.

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The San Francisco Giants are allegedly thinking of issuing  a press release.  They can indeed hit water falling out of a boat. As long as the boat is not in scoring position.

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The Cleveland Indians fired their hitting coach,   Jon Nunnally.  In 13 games from June 2-13, they were 7 for 75 (.093) with runners in scoring position.  This is 7 hits more that situation than the Giants have had since last Wednesday.

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Jack Nicklaus said Rory McIlroy asked him for advice last year on how to finish a golf tournament?   Wonder if Jack told him “start Sunday with an eight shot lead?”

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George W. Bush threw out the first pitch in the College World Series. The pitch of course, started in the middle and veered to the right.

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How bad was Britney Spears’  “Femme Fatale” concert last night in San Jose?

This  from Jim Harrington of the Oakland Tribune:

“Some fans felt cheated that Britney Spears performed only three tunes during her much-ballyhooed free made-for-TV concert in March in San Francisco.

As it turns out, they were lucky.”

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It may seem like the NBA playoffs go on forever, but at least we know the league won’t expand them a week further. Too many players are already overextended on Father’s Day.

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And it’s hard to believe that it wasn’t too many years ago that many people were talking about changing the U.S. born requirement so that Arnold Schwarzenegger could run for President.  These days its hard to imagine Arnold getting elected again to anything. Although he could end up with the title – “Father of our Country.”

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From Gary Morton, because it’s too soon to have a blog post without Anthony Weiner involved   (Morton says it will be his last.)  “Now that Anthony Weiner has resigned, we shall once again be a kinder, genital-er country of twits.”

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