Withdrawal.
Monday night, male sports fans across America had to do without the NCAA’s men’s college basketball tournament for the first time in six days. On the other hand, there was the opening round of “Dancing with the Stars.”
So wonder how many men had their first serious glimpse of the Stanford and Tennessee women?
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The latest in a long line of “Does this really need a punchline?” The Las Vegas deputy district attorney who prosecuted Paris Hilton for cocaine possession was arrested over the weekend for allegedly buying cocaine.
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Inspired by my friend Jerry Perisho, who said “Barry Bonds is on trial?? I don’t even remember him killing anybody.” Yeah, but if he had killed someone he would have been acquitted by now.
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The rumors are that CBS wants Charlie Sheen back for “Two and a half men.” Will the book someone will someday write about this whole episode be titled “Smart networks, foolish choices?”
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Tennessee fired men’s basketball coach Bruce Pearl over recruiting violations which have already led to an NCAA investigation. The Vols were eliminated in the tournament’s first real round by Michigan 75-45. Just wondering, if Tennessee were into the Sweet Sixteen, would the school be somehow blaming it all on Pearl’s father?
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And wonder if Lane Kiffin is recommending Pearl as the next head basketball coach at USC?
Tiger Woods’ latest girlfriend is 22 years old, and was arrested last year for DUI with a blood alcohol level of .21. And now she’s dating Tiger? Sounds like her judgment is still impaired.
(added Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times. ” That’s .13 over par.”)
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At one point in today’s NCAA women’s basketball tournament, St. Johns was ahead of Stanford 22-16. Stanford ended up winning by 25 after being ahead by 30.
So what did Tara Vanderveer say to motivate her team – “Ladies, you’re playing like boys?”
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For any sports fans who think the NBA doesn’t have enough parity between the haves and have-nots, I give you NCAA women’s basketball. While UCLA lost tonight to Gonzaga, AT GONZAGA, in the tournament, they had only four previous losses all year. And three of them were to Stanford.
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And anyone who hates tacky can stop reading now:
A South Carolina man who twice pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse has been released from prison after 16 months but put on probation and ordered to stay away from the animal. Good thing Prince Charles has diplomatic immunity.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
March 22, 2011 at 6:18 am
You and Dwight make a good team!
March 22, 2011 at 9:23 am
“So what did Tara Vanderveer say to motivate her team – “Ladies, you’re playing like boys?”
Yes, which is why Vanderveer uses “boys” who don’t cut it on the men’s squad to teach the girls how to charge the boards. DWTS did have some entertainment value though. Many were glad to find out that it was only Kirstie hitting the floor and not a seismic aftershock.
March 22, 2011 at 3:34 pm
A South Carolina man who twice pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse has been released from prison – – is it true that Zenyatta filed for a restraining order against the aforementioned beastial jockey?
Tiger Woods’ latest girlfriend is 22 years old, and was arrested last year for DUI with a blood alcohol level of .21. Me thinks she was simply trying to drink her age.
The Las Vegas deputy district attorney who prosecuted Paris Hilton for cocaine possession was arrested over the weekend for allegedly buying cocaine. Is his defense, “I thought it was Paris’ gum”?