Dancing around reality?
Mike Huckabee slammed Natalie Portman for her ‘troubling” pregnancy, saying “I think it gives a distorted image. It’s unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out-of-wedlock children.” Apparently single mothers should avoid the Oscars and stay on “Dancing with the Stars” where they belong.
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And let’s be real here – Would Huckabee have preferred Portman had an abortion?
The real crime apparently, was her decision to have sex.
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Just a thought: If BYU player Brandon Davies marries his pregnant girlfriend before March Madness, does he get reinstated for the tournament?
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The investigation into former U.S. Senator John Edwards’ affair with Rielle Hunter has apparently found voicemails that allegedly provide evidence of his involvement in the cover-up effort. Jeez. Some thought we might be getting another President Kennedy, now it looks like we also could have had another President Nixon.
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The Chicago Cubs may have set a record for the fastest clubhouse brawl, as two players got into it only four days after the start of Spring Training games. Even more surprising, Carlos Zambrano was not involved.
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More than 50,000 2009-10 model year Mazda 6 cars are being recalled to fix an unusual problem. Mazda says a spider could weave a web in a vent connected to the fuel tank system and thus clog up the tank’s ventilation. In related news, PETA is protesting Mazda’s destruction of spider habitats.
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Brandon Davies, suspended from the BYU basketball team, had signed the school’s honor code that required players to live “a chaste and virtuous life, be honest, abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea and coffee.” So does BYU have honor code police stationed at Starbucks?
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Donald Trump is considering a run for President. But he may have a big problem right from the start: That furry thing that lives on his head was definitely not born in the USA.
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For the second time this year, the Miami Heat have blown more than a 20 point lead at home, losing tonight to the Orlando Magic 99-96.
“What a shame” said absolutely no one outside of South Florida.
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From T.C. :
Detroit Tigers Miguel Cabrera officially got his first hit at spring training. It was a line shot double. Unofficially, his first shot here was actually a triple
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
March 4, 2011 at 9:55 am
“Brandon Davies, suspended from the BYU basketball team, had signed the school’s honor code that required players to live “a chaste and virtuous life, be honest, abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea and coffee.” So does BYU have honor code police stationed at Starbucks?”
Abstain from alcohol, tobacco and caffeine…be chaste? Sounds more like Davies is actually living up to the BYU code. “I don’t care how you bring ’em, just bring ’em young.”
On U.S. Senator John Edwards’ affair with Rielle Hunter, and which president we almost got, it’s more like we almost got another President Clinton. Meanwhile, Thomas Jefferson was heard to be snickering, “Amateurs.”