Left Coast Sports Babe

 SF Giants fans were surprised to see Tim Lincecum with a mustache at today’s Fan Fest. Mostly they were surprised to see he could grow one.

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A slimmer Pablo Sandoval, quoted in the SF Chronicle “I knew in the postseason already I had to change my body (and) my mind. For all the things that happened with me in the postseason, I say thank you to the Giants because they made me grow up in that situation.” A baseball player acting like an adult and taking responsibility? What a concept!

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Tate Forcier, declared academically ineligible this year for the Gator Bowl with Michigan, has now announced he has narrowed his transfer choices to Kansas State, Washington, Arizona, Miami and Montana. When asked which of them might be a better fit for his major, Forcier allegedly responded “What’s a major?”

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There’s a major contaminated ground beef recall now in Northern California, making anyone who’s eaten beef in the area recently at least a little nervous. So at least Taco Bell customers are safe.

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Not much of a surprise that Deion Sanders made the Hall of Fame.  The interesting question, will he break the record for the longest accetpance speech? 

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Okay, while I’m a moderate I do have some intelligent friends I disagree with politically, but come on, Sarah Palin trying to lay claim to the Reagan legacy?  About the only thing Reagan and Palin REALLY have in common is that they both had incredibly healthy good-sized first children born prematurely 7 1/2 months after their marriages.   (True.)

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So when do the Cleveland Cavaliers schedule a game against the Harlem Globetrotters?

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Actually,when are the Cavs going to schedule a game with a more evenly matched opponent? Like the Washington Generals?

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New York Mets ownership is still denying they should have known that Bernie Madoff was running a Ponzi scheme with investors’ money. “Should have”, probably, but what do you expect from the folks who thought signing Oliver Perez for 3 years and $36 million was a good idea?

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 Bill Littlejohn, on a Dallas Zoo elephant predicting a Green Bay victory in the Super Bowl: “Of course she likes the Packers — she’s a packerderm.”

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And Augie,  referencing a previous post about Prince Charles and a”horsey” relationship –

On Prince Charles’ probable diplomatic immunity, the horse news could be the reason for those mule-like ears as a family trait.

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