Left Coast Sports Babe

 Why reading is important: O.J. Mayo now said “an energy drink he bought at a gas station” was responsible for the failed drug test that led to his NBA ten game suspension. Really? Had he read the newspapers in the past few months he could have just said his father gave him some vitamins.

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All of the publicity from the 13 Iowa football players hospitalized due to overly strenuous workouts might make a difference in the Big 10 next year. Unfortunately that difference will probably just be the rest of the teams in the conference practicing harder to keep up. 

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The Egyptian government is trying to cut off all internet access to the country. Wouldn’t it have been easier to just switch all Egyptian citizens over to AOL?

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The Kings of Leon and “Glee’s” creator have been engaged in a war of words, after the band refused to allowed their music to be covered by the show, ” because they said it was “selling out.” Right, as opposed to the artistic merits of using a Kings of Leon song in a Jetta commercial.

(the song, for those who can’t remember or simply choose to forget, is “Molly’s Chamber.)

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George W. Bush says now he is “through with” and “uninterested in” politics. Sounds like he’s just about as engaged as he was when he was President.

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Charlie Sheen is back in rehab. Shouldn’t he have amassed enough points for a free stay by now?

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Okay, however this lawsuit comes out, here’s a question – was there anyone before this week who actually went to Taco Bell for the meat?

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And for anyone who thought San Francisco went crazy when the Giants were in the World Series… see below:

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From Bill Littlejohn: A week later, fans in Chicago have not gotten over the NFC Championship game, and are still burning Jay Cutler jerseys outside of Soldier Field. Apparently they have to constantly relight the jerseys, because the fires kept quitting.

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