No joking matter?

The following picture was banned in England as potentially being offensive to Catholics, But it’s been running in Italy. Well, at least one country still has a sense of humor about religion.

The San Francisco Giants played three of their last five games to a 1-0 final score. And Wednesday night’s game ended up 2-1. At this rate the Giants may not make the playoffs, but they will be the official baseball team of Major League Soccer.


Meanwhile, in Atlanta, fans are shaking their heads at the team’s recent collapse, including two straight losses to the Washington Nationals. Normally the Braves don’t choke like this until they are in the playoffs.



The New York Times is reporting that a large number of criminals lately have been commiting their crimes while wearing Yankees caps or clothing. Well, duh, for many fans it’s the only way they can pay for tickets.


The Heisman Trust decided there will officially be no winner for the 2005 Heisman trophy after Reggie Bush returned the award. One possible translation, they aren’t positive there was any other player that year who was completely clean.


For travel starting November first, passengers will be required to give their date of birth when making flight reservations. You know what that means, half the women in Hollywood will quit flying.

Christine O’Donnell won the Republican primary for Senate in Delaware with only 30,651. What’s more astonishing, that it only takes that many votes to win a Senate primary. Or that 30,651 people actually voted for her?


O’Donnell has actually said that masturbation is really just the same as adultery. Now, if she’d only reversed the simile, she might get more support from politicians on both sides of the aisle.

Jennifer Lopez has signed a contract to judge American Idol. Now here’s one judge where the men at least in the audience will never care if she gets a little behind in her work.


Or a crasser version, so much for those who figured that Simon Cowell’s departure meant the show would be missing a big ass.


from T.C. “The NFL labor dispute is predicted to have play halted for the 2011 season. After week 1, it appears the Jets, Cowboys, Oakland & SF are already a year ahead of schedule.”

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4 Comments on “No joking matter?”

  1. Gary Morton Says:

    Or a crasser version, so much for those who figured that Simon Cowell’s departure meant the show would be missing a big ass…
    Or…who thought AI could find an even bigger ass?
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    O’Donnell has actually said that masturbation is really just the same as adultery.
    After saying that, did she hear the sound of one hand clapping? (It’s crass day, perhaps.)
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    Who’d have thought that the Padres would be involved in a 3-way? (Does O’Donnell have a Biblical interpretation on this?)

  2. Marc Ragovin Says:

    I figured you would comment on the criminals wearing the yankees caps. When I first saw the headline I thougt they were referring the the team’s ticket sales department.

  3. Marc Ragovin Says:

    I’m not saying Derek Jeter’s shameless acting display to convince the umpire that he was hit by a pitch that actually hit the nub of bat was unworthy of baseball, but the International Soccer Federation gave it two Vuvuzelas up.

  4. Gary Morton Says:

    RE: Jeter’s act. There ya go, another ‘crime’ committed by someone wearing a Yankee cap.
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    I forgot to say, that is a pretty cool ad/photo. I’ve wondered if there’s a difference between Gelato and Ice Cream – apparently, it’s a potency factor.


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