Big tent?
Larry Craig, California State Senator Roy Ashburn, Ken Mehlman…. The GOP may or may not have that “Big Tent.” But they sure have a big closet.
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Ken Mehlman, former RNC chair and director of President Bush’s 2004 re-election campaign, came out of the closet, and said he will become a gay rights advocate. So Mehlman spent the first 44 years of his life being ashamed of his homosexuality, now he can spend the rest of his life being ashamed of having helped re-elect George W?
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Mehlman, said of his coming out “It’s something I wish I had done years ago.” And millions of gay Americans who faced discrimination during the Bush years added “Not half as much was we do.”
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Regarding Melman’s saying he wants to become a gay rights advocate.. isn’t that like…
Jon Gosselin writing a parenting book?
Newt Gringrich espousing family values?
John Edwards defending traditional marriage?
Bristol Palin promoting abstinence?
Oops, never mind.
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One of the reasons Bristol Palin broke up with Levi Johnston for a second time was that she said he only cared about being in the media limelight. No doubt we will hear more about that from Bristol now that she has signed up to appear on “Dancing with the Stars.”
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NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said the league plans to expand to an 18 game regular season in 2012. That is, if they can prove that for Detroit Lions fans, 18 games isn’t a violation of the Geneva convention.
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Elin Nordegren said she never hit Tiger Woods on the night of his car crash. Sounds like her aim is about as good as her ex-husband’s has been lately.
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Stephen Strasburg will apparently be shut down for the year. Well, his season lasted longer than the Cubs’.
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Rick Scott, who spent $38 million of his own money to win the Florida Republican senate primary,, says there is no limit on what he will spend to win the general election. Scoffed Meg Whitman in California, “everything’s cheaper in Florida.”
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Bill Littlejohn noted that Dennis Rodman says he has had sex with 2000, which figures as he was always about 10 percent the player Wilt was.
(Wonder how many of those 2000 women were lesbians?)
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
August 26, 2010 at 5:25 pm
re: your last joke -Dennis Rodman:
(Wonder how many of those 2000 women were lesbians?)…or have become lesbians since
August 26, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Bristol Palin on Dancing/Stars: maybe we’ll find out if their son is named after mom or dad.
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On the NFL going to 18 games: we’ll finally get the answer to that old joke, “where do they bury the survivors?”
August 26, 2010 at 10:02 pm
good one george.