Onamatopoeia and beyond.
Onomatopoeia – words that sound like what they mean. Add to the list – the movie “Expendables.”
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Toby Gerhart was rusty from having skipped spring practice to finish classes and graduate from Stanford. But he had 24 yards in eight carries in his first pre-season game against the St. Louis Rams. Pretty respectable, but now we’ll have to see how Gerhart does against real professional opposition.
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The Mets’ Francisco Rodriguez apologized to his teammates and fans on Saturday for his arrest resulting from the fight he had at Citi Field with his father-in-law. Now New York fans are just waiting for manager Jerry Manuel and GM Omar Minaya to apologize for the Mets
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Television ratings are plummeting for the PGA tour this year. Who knew that in terms of viewers, the only difference between Major League Soccer and professional golf might turn out to have been Tiger Woods?
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JaMarcus Russell may not be an Oakland Raider anymore, but he still is dealing with issues from his arrest for using codeine syrup? Codeine syrup? As in Cheracol? What my mother used to give us for colds? The guy can’t even do drugs at a major league level.
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A recent study in Australia discovered that patients more often preferred boring pills over antioxidant-rich dark chocolate to help control their blood pressure. Hmm, maybe they should try the survey again and actually include some women?
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While the SF Giants beat the San Diego Padres 3-2 in 11 innings Sunday, the team is still doing a horrible job of hitting with men on base. In fact, the Giants are stranding so these days that the theme song at A T and T park may have to be switched to “Gilligan’s Island…” (“A three-hour tour….”)
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The Miss University pageant this year had an official photo shoot in Las Vegas, where several of the contestants posed topless and in body paint.
While the pageant has received some criticism for the photos being too racy, most men polled said they would reserve judgment until they had further examined the evidence.
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This week, Venice got their first licensed female gondolier in the city’s history. Georgia Boscolo, 24, will also soon become the first gondolier to get lost and actually ask for directions.
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Meg Whitman has now spent $104 million of her own money to try to become Governor of California. The saddest thing, all kidding aside, is that with that kind of $$ you could buy real change, scholarships for needy students, childcare for working mothers, even startup money for young entrepreneurs….instead of being another failed wannabe politician.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
August 15, 2010 at 8:08 am
Ben Quayle has been outed as a former contributor to Dirty Scottsdale, “a raunchy, sex-themed website that covered the club scene in his adopted home town before morphing into the national gossip site TheDirty.com.” Quayle initially denied the allegation, but later the same day, he admitted to several local TV stations that yes he did post on the site, “to try to drive some traffic.” He continues to deny that he wrote under the name of Brock Landers, the name of a porn star in the 1997 movie, Boogie Nights. It’s likely that he did not help his case when he challenged his accuser to produce any evidence by shouting, “Whip it out, Dirk!”
August 15, 2010 at 8:24 am
From Dwight Perry’s column: “Spotted on the readerboard at Our Savior’s Lutheran Church in Stillwater, Minn., according to the St. Paul Pioneer Press: “There are two truths: Jesus is coming back, and so is Brett Favre.””
…NOT IN THAT ORDER, I HOPE.
August 15, 2010 at 2:19 pm
I hear that Jet Blue flight attendant is writing a book. Gonna be called Coffee, Tea, or …. Wheeeeeee!
August 15, 2010 at 2:22 pm
So K-Rod said he is going for anger management. Along with just about every Mets fans.
August 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Disturbing moment at the PGA Championship, as Tiger Woods blurted out “[bleep] me” after making a poor shot, and 15 women came running out of the gallery