Left Coast Sports Babe

A San Francisco Gay Softball team was stripped of its second place finish in a tournament after three of their members were determined to be “non-gay.” (The maximum per team is two.)

How did the tournament organizers come to this decision? The men were wearing last year’s cleats.

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Regarding those men “outed” as not gay enough. Apparently other teams became suspicious when the players didn’t rush back to their hotels to see “Dancing with the Stars.”

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The Big Ten, trying to become dominant in the BCS, is considering expanding by adding an unspecified number of teams. No word as to which midwestern teams the conference is considering, but presumably a logical fit would be the Detroit Lions.

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The San Francisco Giants have scored six runs in their last four games. Meanwhile, hitting .346 at Fresno – Buster Posey. No comment.

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Sharon Osbourne says she will have her breast implants removed, and give them to her husband Ozzy to use as paper weights. If Pamela Anderson ever decides to remarry she can have the same operation, and give her implants to her fiance to use as boat anchors.

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7-11 has now come out with their own brand of beer, called “Game Day.” What, was “Cat Pee” already trademarked?

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Yet another thought on Ben Roethlisberger. While I have some sympathy for his 20 year old accuser, maybe in future if she wants to hang around with drunken 20 year frat boys, she should stick to CHRONOLOGICAL drunken 20 year old frat boys.

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Part of Roethlisberger’s punishment is to undergo a “comprehensive behavioral evaluation by professionals.” Apparently Goddell turned down Ben’s offer to do community service with college youth groups.
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A British bus driver was suspended after being a passenger photographed him actually reading a paperback book while driving.
Teenagers aboard the bus were reputedly especially shocked – he was reading when he could have been texting?

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