Awaiting the gold medal hockey game….
Apologies to anyone reading this after the game,
Americans are getting very excited about the USA-Canada gold medal hockey game Sunday. In fact, many Americans polled said they actually planned to watch all four quarters.
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Mark McGwire, after admitting he lied about steroids, has once again accused someone else, in this case his brother, about lying about the details of that steroid use. Isn’t this kind of like Tiger Woods quibbling about his number of waitresses.
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In their neverending effort to come up with an aggravating prime-time show, NBC did a segment on why Canada has produced so many great comics – Dan Ackroyd, Mike Meyers, John Candy, Jim Carrey…. One of the reasons given was, of course, the cold winters. But great comedy comes from suffering, so why no mention of the Maple Leafs?.
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Meg Whitman, already up over 30 points in the Republican primary over her opponent Steve Poizner, has now unleashed a barrage of negative ads against Poizner. Well, if this Governor thing doesn’t work out she has a great shot at a job as an assistant coach in Seattle with former USC Coach Pete Carroll.
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The Buffalo Bills have announced they will not offer Terrell Owens a contract for next season. Thereby surprising T.O. and absolutely no one else.
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The University of Oregon has now had four football players arrested in one month. Maybe the university has been going too far in their efforts to prove they have an NFL ready program.
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Since the Olympics seems to constantly add new events, it maybe shouldn’t be surprising that one of the latest sports looking to qualify as a medal sport is – not making this up – “Synchronized Ice Skating”
Another step in the Olympics never-ending quest to find a sport that not a single straight man will ever watch.
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