Hits and no hits.
At a recent Nationals-Diamondbacks game, a violinist played the National Anthem on a violin made from a bat. The crowd went wild. Nats and Dbacks fans are thrilled to see ANYONE do something useful with a bat.
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For any frustrated San Francisco fans reading this, the same joke works to substitute Giants too.
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Manny Ramirez has not been quite as effective since since he returned from his 50 game drug suspension. A Dodgers source attributes it to his being hit on the hand recently. Sure, not like it could be anything else.
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The long-haired flaky and often illogical Los Angeles slugger has indicated he is a little frustrated with his post-suspension performance. But apparently if this baseball thing doesn’t work out Manny thinks he has a chance to replace Paula on American Idol.
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Britney Spears won a lifetime achievement award at the Teen Choice awards. Mostly because at this point it’s an achievement that she’s still alive.
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The U.S. may have finally come up with a way to get Osama bin Laden. Trade him to the Mets. He’ll be out of commission in no time.
Jessica Simpson was in Japan during a magnitude 6.6 quake that hit early Tuesday morning. She tweeted. “Thought I was hallucinating.” Actually, Jessica, it’s not an either/or question.
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Actually the quake might have been more powerful, but there are rumors Jessica distracted it.
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From Alex Kaseberg, wish I had written this.
Chicago Blackhawks star, Patrick Kane, was arrested for beating a Buffalo cab driver because he didn’t have 20 cents change for Kane. Kane brings an entirely new and ugly meaning to cheapskate.
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Tags: Jessica Simpson jokes, Manny jokes
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August 11, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Good God, give it a rest… you are not clever or funny…… go back to the travel office..
August 11, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Note to funy guy. Isn’t it nice that we live in a free country where we can have differing opinions. I do, however, think that is is cooler that if you want to send a snide message to someone that you not make up a fake email address. Shows more courage of your convictions that way. Thanks for reading.