Left Coast Sports Babe

Okay, the commie-pinko joke first, not that our President is perfect. But….

If the President announced a plan to cure cancer, the Republican headline response would be “Obama plans to put thousands of doctors out of work.”

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Manny Ramirez and the Los Angeles Dodgers are coming to San Francisco for the first time since his 50 day suspension for a female fertility drug. In Manny’s honor, all ice cream vendors will also be giving out free pickles.

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Will Manny’s “walk-up” music in SF be “Having my baby?”

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O.J. Simpson’s attorneys have been trying so far unsuccessfully that Simpson be granted bail while he appeals his armed-robbery and kidnapping convictions.

Apparently the lawyers have yet to convince the judge that O.J. won’t cut and run.

The lowly Washington Nationals have actually won eight games in a row. Not that it means they will end up with a great season. But at least their games are now being broadcast without the disclaimer “parental discretion advised.”

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The U.S. birth rate dropped two percent in 2008. Some experts attribute it to the recession, some to the decline in immigration, and still others to the fact that Travis Henry is currently incarcerated.

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